Me- Baldi's Basics in Education And Learning... God save us all, a Mary-Sue for a game made in 48 hours...

3 year old: MUAHEHEHEHEHE

Me- Seriously, Slenderman is so much scarier. Personally, I'm more scared of getting my limbs pulled apart then my ass getting a slap.

3 year old: Shush. you kno nothin

Me- I know much more than you.

3 year old- SHUSH!

Me- Fine. If you excuse me, I'll go and try to find out why this demon toddler has more commenters then I do. *Leaves*

3 year old- oh. u thouht ud gt a oc? now tht author~chn ish gon, you kno wht tht mens!

LEMON TIME!

in stry form!

ebony waked dwn da hal, her masiv bobs bouncin.

(I have to write this. Since I gave my knife to my Mum this is my new version of self harm.)

se wen ta mr. baldis clas. he stard at hr madiv bobs and hr wide hps an masiv as befor sh st dow.

(There will be a translation below, but this is still funny.)

he grond an startd da clas.

no on els cam becaus playtim an bul weer in anoth clas so baldi trid ta kep it togethr.

aftr clas sh walkd dow da hals bt da prncapal stpd hr.

"nah lokin sexy in da hals. mah ofic for ya." he sad and fuked her in hs ofic.

whn she got to tha cafeteria (I honestly can't spell it.) buly bendd hr ovr a tabl.

"gona tak ur candy!"

(I want to scream. I NEED to scream.)

he ripd hr clohes an fuked hr.

Playtime went in then walked out. She then reported him for rape.

Me- :3

3 year old- hey! nah sh didn!

Me- Too fucking bad. Go back to school, your English teacher needs to give you an F.

3 year old- fuk u!

sh wen ta da hals agan and swepng tim came and fked hr.

Me- How the fuck does that work? Do you know how many germs he has?!

3 year old: get da fuk outa here wit ur logi.

den arts an crafts cam an it becam a thresom.

Me- *Gagging in the corner. Then throwing up* He's a SOCK!

3 year old: bt cant u--

Me- Thats for BOYS!

3 year old- ohhh...

k, mybe nt thn. swepin tim an A.A.C. fuked whil ebony watchd an masturbatd.

Me- *Leaves again*

ebony den went ta baldis clas, stil nakd. "buly kinda riped mah cloths so i hav ta be naked."

"kk." he said. ebony saw his giabt bulg an smikd.

"wats dat?" she askd slylu.

"n-nothin..." he mumbld, tryna hid it.

"shold i halp ya?" she askd seductivly.

sur." he sad an undresd, takng ot his--

Me- *Slams down the laptop screen* . . .

3 year old- hy!

Me- Lets get moving with the translation, shall we?

3 year old- uhh... u gona be alrigh righting al does lemons?

Me- No.

3 year old- k. if you die i get ur watpad acount.

Me- For the sake of my readers, I won't.

Ebony walked down the hall, trying to prevent her slightly bigger then averge breasts from bouncing too much, since she didn't have a bra on.

She proceeded to walk to Mr. Baldi's class, entering. His eyes skimmed her figure before she sat down.

He let out a small groan under his breath as he stared at math problems before starting the class.

3 year old- HEY!!!!!!1!!!

Me: What?

3 year old: he stred at hr!

Me: You only wrote down that he groaned, not why

3 year old: chnge it!

Me: *I groan myself, just not sexually. Very frustratedly.*

He groaned as he stared at her, but she didn't notice because she was an airheaded idiot.

He then started class--

3 year old- tryna hid hs bulge

Me- Oh my god, someone call the FBI on her version of Baldi PLEASE

3 year old- hmph.

Me- While trying to hide his bulge, because an even more idiot wants to have him thrown in jail as a child molester.

No one else came because Playtime was shoving her jumprope up her ass and womanhood -- since this AU seems to be cringey -- and Bully was having a threesome with Arts and Crafters and Sweeping Time. The Principal was waiting for Ebony. Again, this AU is so fucked up holy water will evaporate when it touches it.

Baldi tried keeping his lust and cringeyness from the AU together and not fuck his only student not affected by this in any way but her body.

Somehow -- considering the affect on everyone else -- he managed and Ebony made it safely out of class before the Principal approached her.

3 year old- havng fun?

Me- I can't believe it -- but yes.

3 year old- WUT?!

Me- I want to write a lemon where everyone is affected by this crazy lust virus and one character isn't emotionally or mentally affected -- just physically. They get raped, however, but one person manages to hold out on their lusts for a while and protect them. The lemon comes in when the person not really affected obtains feelings for them and lets the other fuck them.

3 year old- ... u got tht frm mah stry?

Me- Yes.

3 year old- eithr im naht cringy or u get inspirtion frm everythng....

Me: Your cringy and I have a writers block all the time...

"No being sexy in the halls," he said with lust-filled eyes and a smirk. Before Ebony could protest he dragged her to his office and fucked her. You think I'm writing a lemon for that? Fuck THAT.

She stumbled out and made her way to the cafeteria (Told you.) but got thrusted against a table by the Bully.

"I'm gonna take your candy," he cooed, ripping off her clothes and -- despite her desperate pleas otherwise -- fucked her.

Playtime ran to the payphone and called the police, arresting the Principal for child molesting and the Bully for rape.

3 year old- HEY!!!

Me- Shut up.

Despite the school being closed down she made her way to Baldi's class.

"S-Sorry... Bully ripped my clothes..." she said, standing in the door.

"I-Its alright..." he said, his lust or whatever made them like this starting to slowly take over.

WARNING. A LEMON WILL BE HERE.

AN ACTUAL LEMON.

BE WARNED.

She noticed his bulge and sat down at her desk. "Baldi... Whats that...?"

"Th-This? I-Its nothing," he says quickly, sitting down at his own desk to hide it.

She frowned. She admired that he wanted her consent -- or just didn't fancy being put in jail -- and put herself in a more revealing position, her breasts resting on the desk.

"Mr. Baldi~?" she cooed.

"Ye-Yes, Ebony?" he stuttered, slightly alarmed by her change of position.

"Would you... Like some help with that~?" she asked, biting her bottom lip.

He slowly nodded and Ebony got up, slowly helping him undress until he was just in boxers.

She caressed him lower and lower until she got to his boxers, taking them off and slowly rubbing his member.

He winced, not expecting her to actually do it and moaned.

She grinned and turned around, poking her ass up. "Do what you want~" she said lustfully.

He hesitantly thrusted himself in, both Ebony and himself moaning loudly.

He slowly thrusted in and out. Ebony moaned a little more, pain star--

3 year old- wut pai?!

Me- Well, she did JUST constantly get roughly fu--

3 year old- nah pain! an ses more sensitive thn tht!

Me- *Facepalm*

The lust bug in her caused her to not have any pain, and to be more sensitive so she whimpered and moaned loudly.

"F-Faster, please..." she begged. Baldi's lust took over and he thrusted into her faster and harder, turning her into a moaning mess.

She came shortly after but Baldi wasn't finished and thrusted in even faster and harder until he came.

(Normally they'd be longer, but I say fuck that shit.)

Me- Happy?

3 year old- yesh :3

Me- *Dives into holy water and it evaporates* HOLY SHIT NO!

The FBI kicked down the door and arrested him for having underaged sex. Baldi, Playtime, Bully, Sweeping time, Arts and Crafters, and Principal went to therapy.

3 year old- NU!

Me- *Pours holy water onto me. It only turns smoldering hot. I sigh contently*