In the kingdom, i was currently contemplating on something while accompanied by a couple of my subjects in front of me.

Ice: ok so do I talk about males and futanari, rant about gary stus and mary sues, my undying contempt for DXD, or my reasons on why the majority of rwby fanfics, the fandom, and the show suck? Suggestions anyone?

YN jaegerjaquez: how 'bout dxd? Trust me, I sure as hell know a thing or two from some "experience".

Sylvia: maybe you could do the stus and sues.

???: either the first thing you said or the last thing, I'm cool with whatever.

Ice: ah fuck it. I'm gonna do the first thing that come to mind and--

Shay: hey boss, you have another request from tanzu.

Ice: eh, I could the one or two of the things I was thinking about in the next chapter. You three are dismissed.

Then they left, leaving me with my indoraptor assistant.

Shay: he wants to hear your thoughts and reasons why you're angry with the show, fandom, and fanfics of it.

Ice: is that so? A'ight, I'll be calm.

Shay: that's cool.

I took in a deep inhale before exhaling. If look in my eyes, which you can't since you're reading, you could see the thousands of livid demons and dragons roaring in rage.

Ice: I'm not really one to tell people what to do, but I am. What the hell is with people making deku into a gary stu? Why make him the son of all might, AFO, and aizawa? And even make the kid strong right off the bat? And make him a beefcake, give him a growth spurt, and some other bullshit? I'm currently around 6'5 as a 16 year old IRL probably due to a growth spurt, and i don't even have that much muscle! You basically made him an even more bland and unrelatable character! Also, I don't mean to sound homophobic, but what the hell is up with all the damn Yaoi? I really just don't get it.

Shay: here are some images of what he means incase you want context.

Ice: those are precisely it! But let's get to the other points of this. Why are villains always portrayed as bloodthirsty psychopaths and heroes always get away with all the damage they do 9/10 times? They do know they could potentially injure or kill people and render them homeless with their recklessness. Hell, the majority of those bastards aren't actual heroes. If anything, they're glorified celebrities that have people go gaga on them like simps to pokimane.

Shay: that reminds me of that time they went to save bakugou from LOV and rushed in without an actual plan. Remember that, boss?

Ice: I remember it clear as day.

Shay: what if the had a bomb in bakugou's stomach that they could set off at anytime no matter what's happening? Then what?

Ice: seriously, even villains know better than to aimlessly rush in without a plan unlike those heroic jackasses. Speaking of villains, people do realize that most people turn bad because they have no choice in the matter other than having to do bad things just to get around in life?

Shay: I think they gloss that over and assume all people turn into total bastards just for the sake of it and nothing else.

Ice: yeah, do you know who kurogiri was in his past life?

Shay: a normal bartender?

Ice: nope, he was this guy.

Ice: he was oboro shirakumo, a UA student and classmate of aizawa before he was killed during his hero work-studies and was later turn into a shadowy mist nomu by All for one.

Shay: I didn't know that.

Ice: well now you know. The point is that not everyone is evil for only no reason. Which brings me to my next point, The boys!

Ice: unlike MHA, the boys is far more interesting and realistic compared to it. Most of the "heroes" are working with a corrupt organization and aren't actually true heroes and the boys are just powerless people taking on everything, including going as far as declaring war with psycho superman. Here's a trailer 'cause I really recommend the show.

Ice: But now, let's talk more about deku. You see, I was kinda expecting him to be more interesting if he didn't have a quirk and just stayed like that In the show, but since he has, he's less interesting now. And even worse, writers make him even more powerful with zero training or difficulty, stripped him of any flaws he had, always right and knows exactly what to do, and have him easily walking over any enemies.

Shay: so a gary stu.

Ice: yes. A goddamn kirito. It's like they have the shittiest writing skill in their 6th grade class and tries to get our mind off that with whatever they could think of.

Shay: you must be right.

Ice: yeah, now if you excuse me, I have a chapter to think abo--

Shay: also, tanzu made a oneshot lemon about a dude and a trap in his book.

Ice: hmm, maybe I should make a oneshot in My book so I can practice on my lemon writing. But it's a futanari and not a full dude.

Shay: so you're copying him?

Ice: yes, but the execute will be awesome.

Shay: If you say so, boss.

Then the raptor left as Sylvia came to me when I telepathically called her.

Sylvia: what do you want sir?

Ice: I'm starting something great and you can be involved.

Sylvia: . . . Listening.

Ice: well it kinda depends on whether the readers want a "male on futa oneshot where they're not getting pegged" or something else, maybe a suggestion.