Here it is, the sidebar conversation from Dreamcatchers. At this point, I am disgusted and done. If you want the TLDR (you intellectual lazybones, you) here it is:

Someone might have been bullied into reading Morsels: Tales of Love and Passion, a sexually explicit book that has content warnings and reader advisories on all material that could be potentially triggering or too explicit for some readers. 

That someone had never judged before, was so shaky about rules of grammar that she needed to ask Google if certain bits of prose were grammatically correct, and was possibly bullied into being a judge because the host was short of judges. 

God, I hope my judge was not a minor...