nonsense+bakusquad (song fic)
"Tell me whY!"
"Ain't nothing but a heartache!"
"Tell me wh-"
"SHUT UP ALREADY YOU DUMBASSES!"
Bakugo hollered, it was a great mistake to sneak out with the idiots, especially since it was already 10 p.m.
(Name) tried stiffling her laugh but failed miserably.
"Oh yeah (name)! Didn't notice you're there. Wanna sing?" Kaminari threw the microphone right on hr face.
"Fuck you but sure! I guess."
Bakugo shot the discount pikachu a look. Of pure disgust.
"You know she can't siiiiing!?" Mina whistled from the velvet looking couches that were only for bad bitches like her.
"Mina don't tell me you drin- yep she did. Hwho ordered them anyway? Bakugo you're the oldest here, but it could also be.." Kirishima trailed off as everyone's attention went to Sero.
Sero, clueless on why people were looking at him, awkwardly tried to chew on his chicken nuggets.
"Uh guys?"
"Nahhh! It's clearly me but just wanna see who's gonna get blame!" Mina hiccuped before going to lala land all by herself.
"Just because we're 18 doesnt mean we should driiIIIInKkkK!!! And you're still 17 uhhuhhHh!" (Name) screeched on the microphone causing mina to jolt up and fell on the cold tiles.
"Meh, I haven't done anything but eat since we arrived so let us QuEeNs sing!" Mina did a splendid back flip before gracefully hooking her right arm on the girl's waist.
"Let's go for it baby!"
Sero taped his ears.
"Bro what u doing." Kaminari asked looking at the girls choosing a song together.
"My ears are gonna bledt as soon as they start to sing."
"Bledt? As in bled?"
"It's fucking bleed! This !s why you should study more English/Japanese!!" Bakugo slapped the back of their heads.
"SHUT UP AND LET US START ALREADY!"
"Oh god.." a tear fell from Kiri's left eye.
[This, all]
[Bold, together]
[Bold italic, (name)]
[Italic, Mina]
"Ha ha ha, this is about you."
"Beware, beware, be skeptical,"
"Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold,"
"Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning!"
"Bla-bla-black sheep, have you any soul?"
Mina turned to the girl and tilted her head.
"No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?"
(Name) shook her head before continuing.
"Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quick!"
"Jill's a little whore and her alibis are dirty tricks!"
"So could you,"
They did a short dramatic stop.
"Tell me how you're sleeping easy
How you're only thinking of yourself,"
"Show me how you justify-
Telling all your lies like second nature~
Listen, mark my words, one day! (One day~)
You will pay, you will pay~
Karma's gonna come collect your debt!"
Mina ran to Kirishima and snatched his mic away, earning a surprised look from him.
"Aware, aware, you stalk your prey,"
"With criminal mentality,"
"You sink your teeth into the people you depend on,
Infecting everyone, you're quite the problem!"
"Fee-fi-fo-fum," Kaminari sang, completely ignoring (name)'s deathly glare.
"You better run and hide,
I smell the blood of a petty little coward,"
"Jack, be lethal, Jack, be slick
Jill will leave you lonely dying in a filthy ditch,"
"So. Could. You!"
The two sucked a deep breath before screaming the lyrics on top of their lungs.
"Tell me how you're sleeping easy-
How you're only thinking of yourself~
Show me how you justify
Telling all your lies like second nature!
Listen, mark my words, one day (Pika: One day~)
You will pay, you will pay!
Karma's gonna come collect your debt!"
Bakugo almost snickered as the two made an emotional facial expressions to each other.
"Maybe you'll change~
Abandon all your wicked ways,
Make amends and start anew again!~
Maybe you'll see~~
All the wrongs you did to me!
And start all over
Start all over again-"
(Name), as quick as lightning threw her mic towards Bakugo like a fucking cannon. And he caught it like a champion!
"Who am I kidding,
Now, let's not get overzealous here-
You've always been a huge piece of shit!
If I could kill you I would-
But it's frowned upon in all fifty states,
Having said that.."
"BURN. IN. HELL!!!!!"
Bakugo and Mina screamed like crazy on the mics as the other joined in while wheezing.
((Name): hahahahahahHA!)
(Oh, oh!)
Baku:
"So tell me how you're sleeping easy-
How you're only thinking of yourself,
Show me how you justify,
Telling all your lies like second nature-
Listen, mark my words, one day ((name): ONE DaayyYYaY)
You will pay, you will pay~
Karma's gonna come collect your debt."
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.
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"Karma's gonna come collect your debt~"
(Oh oh oh!)
"Karma's gonna come collect your debt!"
The song ended with everyone clapping their hands while Mina was hugging (Name).
"THAT WAS SO FUN!"
"Oh yeah! I even recorded it in my phon-" Sero was slowly tearing off the tape on his ears when his face paled.
"G-guys.. I sent it on our class' group.."
Everyone's eyes widened and they ran to the male, heartbeat going crazy.
"Oh my god.. Aizawa replied!!" Mina shouted.
"Don't shout in my ears you bitch!" Bakugo pushed away her pink face.
[Eraserhead]:
You all are going to have a nice week of house arrest.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Bakugo shouted before running to grab his coat.
"HEY IT'S YOU WHO AGREED!" (Name) shouted, also wearing her (fav.colour) scarf.
"Ahhh let's go back already or we're gonna get our ass whooped!" Mina cried, tugging the other trio with her.
Song used:
Backstreet boys - I want it that way
Set It Off - Wolf in sheep's clothing (feat. William Beckett)
Idk wtf is this. I was just writing some crack fic but here we are.
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