To: The Seven,
Tfios?

Annabeth: DONT MENTION IT!
Percy: oh . . . Okay?
Annabeth: *warning tone* seaweed brain!
Leo: oh come on! He's just making a metaphor!
Piper: shut up Valdez!
Jason: you read it too?
Piper: *nods*
Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE!
Annabeth: *sniffles* what's he doing now?
Percy: it doesn't matter, back to the question, okay?
Hazel: PERCY!
Jason: has everyone read it?
Frank: I have!
Piper: *mumbling through tears* a failed love story . . . Mom is cruel!
Leo: *dancing and setting himself on fire in a corner*
Annabeth: Jason, Percy, you guys are watching it!
Leo: *extenguishes fire* what about me?
Everyone: *exchange looks*
Frank: no
Hazel: Frank!
Leo: I'm gonna watch the movie!
Everyone: *sigh*
[After the movie]
Annabeth: Percy, what'd you think?
Percy: I . . . I *breaks down into tears*
Annabeth: awww Percy *hugs Percy* have a blue cookie.
Piper: what about you Jason?
Jason: *sniffles and leaves the room*
Frank: so Leo, how'd you do?
Leo: so he just died?
Annabeth: *sniffle* yes Leo
Leo: from cancer?
Frank: didn't you watch the movie?
Leo: yeah, but he should've died in a cool way, like set himself on fire! He should've been screaming, "THIS BOY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE!" Leo-style!
[At this point, he managed to anger Annabeth]
Everyone else: VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach Hedge: *runs in* WHICH CUPCAKE IS GOING TO DIE?!
Frank: *points at Leo*
Leo: nonono with me gone, that would eliminate team Leo *winks at Hazel*
Jason from afar: you better run, Valdez!
Leo: *runs while on fire*
Coach Hedge: DIE!