Okay so the media totally applies to my life becauseeeeeee *grabs a book* I FINISHED RED QUEEN BY VICTORIA AVEYARD!!!
Guys, this book-
*glares at book lovingly with tears because I can do that*
You know those soul crushing endings? Here *hands over Red Queen*

It was just SO GOOD such a good plot and story and the characters-THE CHARACTERS!
Needless to say, my hearts broken again
Go read it.
That is your quest.
Your duty.
Good luck children.

Okay so these assorted fandom jokes have proven to be more fun because they take up less chapters for me to be fangirly so hey these will pop up you're welcome

Are you ever reading a book and come across a word you can't pronounce and come up with this bizarre pronunciation for it?
Ever done that with a character?
And then, you have to say this characters name out loud but YOU CANT PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT so you just mutter it really quietly.
*raises hand*

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Katniss: will you stay with me?
Peeta: Always
Gus: perhaps 'okay' will be our 'always'.
Hazel: okay.
Peeta: you love me, Real or not real?
Katniss: real-
Tris: this isn't real
Everyone: TRIS!
Tobias: Sometimes it isn't easy to be with you, and I'll only go to your funeral if there's cake.
Percy: blue cake???
Peeta: I can bake it!
Frypan: no I can!
Peter: I'll supply the butterknives!
Tris: wait . . .

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Motovating speech I found online that made me tear up because it applies to me and I hope it applies to you guys:
We don't just love books, we cherish them.
We don't want books, we need them.
We don't just read books, we are the characters.
We feel their happiness and pain, their losses and gains.
Reading is not a hobby, it's who we are.

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Doctor (no, not THE Doctor, just the regular ones :/): you seem to be having a case of the flu-
Me: FLARE?
Me: *screams*
Me: *runs*
Me: *bangs head on cabinet*
Me: *dies*
Doctor:
My mom: she'll be fine

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Do you ever get upset that fictional characters are around your age, doing these awesome things, and you don't get to.
But wait.
We did go on those adventures with them.
:D

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Another Motovating speech
Somewhere out there, there's a guy who'll look at you like Kai looks at Cinder, how Wolf looks at Scarlet, how Thorne looks at Cress, and the way Jacin looks at Winter.

I'm feeling very motivational even though I got most of these on Google images
Italics are so pretty

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Plot twist
When fictional characters die, they become real.
So should we be happy or sad?????

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MOTOVATION YEAH AGAIN LEAVE ME ALONE
If you're ever upset about your faults, just remember that you're a fictional character, and in another demension is an entire fandom who loves and accepts your faults as who you are.

'Faults' was in there one time too many.
I cry.

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Torin: Kai, you need to focus. We need that antidote, millions of people are dying of Letumosis. Kai?
Kai:
Kai: yeah, but I never noticed how cute Cinder's hair looks like that though

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Teacher: so in (insert year) there was a rebellion and-
Me: REBELLION? THE DISTRICTS!
Teacher: something wrong?
Me: no, just a very chaotic and depressed fandom
Teacher:
Me: continue
Teacher: there was an uprising in-
Me: DISTRICT 11! BECAUSE OF RUE AND THEY SENT KATNISS THE BREAD!!!
Teacher: if you continue you'll get detention
Me: I just can't afford to think like that
Teacher: *slams fist on desk*
Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY!

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Thank you my readers and followers for tolerating and liking all of my fandoms posts when a large portion of which aren't even one of your fandoms.

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Hade/Pluto fell in love with
Marie
Maria
This cannot be coincidental.

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OKAY OKAY DO YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU'VE GOT A SERIES YOU LOVE AND THEN THEY MAKE MOVIES AND WE'VE GOT A BUNCH OF MOVIE-WATCHING PANSYCAKES PARADING IN THINKING THEY OWN THE PLACE AND KNOW EVERYTHING WHEN THEY HAVENT READ THEM

*cough* The Hunger Games *extremely loud cough*
Just think, The Fifth Wave is coming to theaters.
More pansycake non-readers. . . Joy . . .
Destroy them.
*dalek voice* EXTERMINATE!

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Kai: C'mon admit it you totally love her
Thorne: psh haha do not . . . I don't know what you're talking about-hah-I psh
Kai: uh huh, what'd you change the passcode of the Rampion to?
Thorne: . . .
Thorne: Crescent is Queen . . .
Kai: I thought so

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When you reread a Percy Jackson book for the millionth time and catch all of the little jokes you didn't notice before.
*dreamy sigh*

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How do you cope with the end of Red Queen?
You don't.
I'm dead . . .

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GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL I NEED THERAPY FROM ANYONE WHOSE READ RED QUEEN AND ALSO NEED TO HAVE A THE LUNAR CHRONICLES TALK, BYEEE
WAIT
ONE MORE THING

Rise, red as the dawn.

^no one will get this :(