I'm still so angry at Ascendant
They're not even thinking logically this time
It doesn't even end in 'gent'
It's a big DANT in our fandom
Aren't I punny?
THE SERIES NOT ENDING IN GENT HAS BEEN IN EVERY DIVERGENT FANGIRLS FEAR LANDSCAPE AND NOW LOOK WHAT THEYVE DONE! *Screams* SCARY! THE EVIL DANT!
You guys, I'm going to be bawling BEFORE the movie starts just because I know it's going to be horrible
And when the evil title pops up I'm going to yell "ALLEGIANT PART 2" and if you are in that theater, yell "CBG?" Back and then we must meet face to face.
I'm counting on you even if there's like a .05% (I'm terrible at math, bear with me) chance of being at the same theater at the same time, and then also that chance that you'll be brave enough to yell it.

Ascendant is a disgrace on the good/bad Allegiant name
*crying*
I think the only reason they're doing this is probably so they won't get any hate from mortals about Divergent being THG knockoff (which it wasn't) with the 'Part 1' and 'Part 2' thing
SO MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST MAKE ALLEGIANT ONE MOVIE AND NOT PROLONG OUR PAIN
Stupid mortals

Alright let's move on before, I, CBG, die (again)

Now that I learned that ^ news, I'm in a Divergent mood/phase. I'm probably gonna watch The first one and cry because all in all they did pretty good, but I'll know it's not gonna last.
On with the rant/joke/whatever I decide to post
I think I'm worn and depressed by the new shucking title with the ugly logo

Alright, remember when Tris said "they're gonna kill me"
And Tobias said "I'm not going to let that happen"
Was I the only one who yelled "LIAR! YOU'D FAIL CANDOR!" and then burst into tears.
Who else did something like that?
And after finishing ALLEGIANT not Ascendant on a scale of 1-10 how sad were you?
Me: infinite capacity of pain and heartache
ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR I'M STILL NOT OVER IT I'LL NEVER BE OVER TRIS' END OR ANY OF THE OTHERS FOR THAT MATTER
*Sobs*
I've been having a feels crazy weekend.
First I lost the Breeze, then pretty much everyone else in the Gone series, I have to cope with the Gone series being over, I found out about Allegiant's SHUCKING NAME CHANGE, my friend made me bring up Breeze again, I was watching LOTR The two towers, and I had a dream that Leo and I were happy together THEN I WOKE UP
SO DEPRESSING
AND I REMEMBERED ABOUT ASCENDANT
AND NOW I HEARD THAT THEY MIGHT TAKE OUT NICO AND BIANCA!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have no idea how I'm gonna return to school at least a little bit sane.
Okay, here's your blue Dauntless cake. I'm gonna go cry out my feels.