(Nico at a restaurant)
Waiter: what would you like to drink?
Nico: just water, thanks
Waiter: *rips off mustache to reveal that it's really Percy* I THOUGHT WATER WASNT YOUR TYPE
Nico: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Hey guys so my friend got a wattpad account and she's sad and has no followers except for me so go follow her,
Username nonchalantcharmander and yeah. ^ (really though, not Batman? I expected something having to do with batman!)
She has no life and stuff and she probably won't even object to this because she knows it's true
(*wink*)
But she is awesome. So go follow her.

AND I'M SORRY nonchalantcharmander I HAD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION OKAY HAVE SOME PIZZA
PLUS YOU'RE PROBABLY LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE

To my other readers: sorry about my weirdness but y'all are probably used to it anyway ^

Okay peace out and all that demigodishness *gives blue cookies and Dauntless cake*