I have finally done it!
Percy: done what?
Me: I'll get to that
Leo: then just tell us
Me: well I will if you'll just-
Jason: ARE YOU INCOMPETENT???
Me: yep
Frank: just speak
Me: um okay
Nico: TELL US THE NEWS
Leo: Nico, you're kinda scary
Nico: what did you say *summons skeletons and ghost king magic stuff*
Leo: *gulps* nothing
Nico: good *goes back to normal*
Frank: so can you give us the news
Me: yeah sure well-
Percy: Ooh! Annabeth got me blue cake!
Jason: Piper didn't get me anything...
Piper: *yells from other room* QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING SPARKY, MAYBE IF YOU WERE A BETTER BOYFRIEND I'D GET YOU FOOD!!!
Leo, Frank, Percy: SLAY!
Nico: *awkwardly stands to the side*
Percy: wait a minute
Percy: Piper idolizes Jason
Percy: ALRIGHT, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL PIPER???
Annabeth: *yells from other room* QUIET! STOP INTERROGATING MY BEST FRIEND SEAWEED BRAIN OR NO MORE BLUE COOKIES!
Percy: yes ma'am
Me: so-
Frank: Hazel where are you??
Hazel: *throwing up from seasickness*
Leo: I want Calypso
Nico:
Nico:
Nico:
Nico: um . . . hi . . .
Me: DEMIGODS! SHUT UP! EVERYONE IN HERE!
[Everyone rounded up including Hazel whose face is tinged green from sickness]
Me: so after like a year of saying that I would, I am finally going to write a very long overdue fanfiction
Demigods: YAYYYYYY
Jason: what fandom?
Me: heh heh heh about that
Leo: I BET ITS A PJO/HoO FANFIC AND I'LL BE AS HOT AS EVER AND EVERY GIRL WILL LOVE ME AND I'M THE SUPERSIZED MCSHIZZLE AND-
Me: maybe next time
Demigods: *speechless*
Annabeth: *steely voice* what fandom?
Me: um. . . The Hunger Games . . .
Demigods: *uproar*
THG Fandom: *cheering*
Annabeth: *gushing* I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES KATNISS AND PEETA YASSS AND ITS SUCH A GOOD BOOK AND-
Piper: traitor
Percy: DO NOT CALL ANNABETH A TRAITOR
Me: um okay
Hazel: what will it be about? Details?
Me: It's a Finnie fanfic and it's called Finnick and Annie's Untold Stories: Hope. My lovely readers: please check it out!!!
Frank: will ours be next?
Me: probably, I really wanna make a Percy Jackson fanfic
Leo: HOLD ON! NOT A LEO FANFIC??
Me: Leo you'll be in it. I'll give you some POVs too when I actually make it but I've got my hands full with Hope so far . . .
Jason: but you will make it right?
Me: I swear on the River Styx that if I get any ideas for PJO/HoO that I'll make a fanfic if it's a good idea that'll work
Leo: and that Leo will be as sexy as ever
Me: yeah sure that too
Me: anyway pleaseeee check it out it would really make me happy
Me: and also felicity1502 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANOTHER COVER!!! (And see, I'm thanking you even though you're mad at me and I still don't know why and stop it with the silent treatment. I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you mad. COME BACK!!!)

Me: and also, blue cookies for everyone *throws cookies in the air*

PLEASE READ IT GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL
BYE BYE