Tobias: I'm here!!! Where is the cake?
Tris: Tobias, I'm sure the cake will be here soon
Tobias: but when?
Tris: calm down! It's not even your birthday!
Tobias:
Uriah: wooooh!!!! I'm gonna jump!
Christina: Uriah get off the roof!
Uriah: I'm also Divergent and can't be controlled *jumps*
Peter: I need a butterknife to cut the cake
Everyone: NOOOO
Tobias: *sputters* why does he get cake?
Tris: maybe it's his birthday!
Tobias: if it were his birthday, no one would be celebrating!
Tris: true
Peter: *starts eating cake*
Tris: *shoots gun*
Peter: ow! What is it now, Stiff???
Tris: hands off of the cake or else!
Will: *walks in* hey guys, sorry I'm late-
Christina: just walk away and forget any of this ever happened