After reading (and watching for Percy, because Annabeth is convinced he's illiterate) The Hunger Games, The Seven sat together to discuss how they would do in the games.
Leo: ATTENTION! *Bangs table* this meeting is in order!
Jason: what made you the meeting guy?
Leo: *flips hair* I did! Leo McShizzle!
Everyone: *facepalm*
Percy: anyway, if we were reaped for the games, how would you all do?
Jason: I'm winning!
Percy: you're gonna be first to die at the cornucopia!
Jason: bro
Percy: bro!
Jason: BRO
Percy: *puts on sunglasses* Persassy in
Persassy: BRO YOU GONNA-
Annabeth: OKAY! I hate to interupt your bromance, Percy, but-
Persassy: It's Persassy
Annabeth: I'm not calling you that
Persassy: *flips hair*deal with it
Piper: ANYWAY! How would we do?
(Still Persassy): I'm winning this thing!
Hazel: unfortunately, I think that's true
Persassy: see! See! Wait, what do you mean 'unfortunately'?!
Hazel: moving on . . .
Frank: I'd probably turn into a bird or something and blend in and then kill other tributes until someone decides to successfully go hunting
Leo: *Bangs gavel* thank you, Frank, for sharing how you will ultimately die. Next up, Hazel!
Hazel: I'd probably be like Rue
Leo: fatality. Next! Piper, how would you do?
Piper: I think the odds are in my favor since I can just tell people to die.
Leo: very good point, Piper. Okay, Jason, what about you?
Jason: I'd win! I can fly and electrocute the whole arena!
Leo: yeah right. Percy?
Persassy: I'm still Persassy
Annabeth: *glare*
Persassy: I'd win because I'm Percy (Persassy) Jackson and no other explanation is needed.
Everyone: 0.0
Leo: Annabeth?
Annabeth: I'd probably pull a nightlock and get Percy and me out alive
Leo: makes sense.
Persassy: hey! I'm still Persassy! Go by the right name! *flips hair*
Leo: MY TURN!!!!!!
Piper: oh no
Leo: I'D BE LIKE KATNISS, THE GIRL-
Jason: you're a girl?
Leo: shutup Jason! I AM GONNA WIN THIS THING LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE! LEO VALDEZ THE BOY ON FIREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Annabeth: everyone slowly back away . . .
Persassy: *shoots water at Leo*
Leo: HEY!
Persassy: deal with it. Persassy out.