TMR

Thomas: *in a crowd and can't find Newt*
Thomas: hmm
Thomas: *yells* HEY BUT WHAT IF WE-
Newt: *yells* WE ALREADY TRIED IT, TOMMY
Thomas: heh, found ya

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Me as a parent on my kids first day of school: *swings open door* *turns on lights* DAY ONE GREENIE, RISE AND SHINE!

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Minho as a spelling bee judge-
Minho: spell perfection
Kid: P-E-R-
Minho: WRONG!
Minho: you get a second chance to redeem yourself.
Minho: it starts with the letter M
Kid: uh
Kid: M-E
Minho: WRONG! But hey at least you're sassy
Minho: the correct answer is M-I-N-H-O *rolls eyes* shuck-faces

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Newt: no one has ever survived a night in the maze
Thomas: what happens out there
Newt: well the place is crawling with an insane species
Newt: we call them fangirls
*Maniacal sounds of fangirls crying in the distance*

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Things were going well in the Glade when-
BAAAAAMM!!!!
A Wild Thomas appeared
*Pokémon theme song plays*

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Alby in the book: THOMAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? I HATE YOU! OH YOU SLINT HEAD STOP BEING AN IDIOT! SHUT UP! YOU'VE BARELY BEEN HERE!
Alby in the movie: yeah we're a happy family here Thomas and we're gonna live with the rainbows okay it'll be great *smiles consistently*

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PJO/HoO

Non PJO fan: *reads Percabeth Fanfic* Non fan: why is the food blue?
Non fan: wait whys Aphrodite here?
Non fan: why does everyone love these guys?
Non fan: what's up with the pen swords?
Non fan: I'M SO CONFUSED
Me:
Me: remove this mortal *growl*

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Annabeth: *stabs cyclops in the foot at seven years old*
Annabeth: *holds up sky*
Annabeth: *gets stabbed by a poison knife*
Annabeth: *followed the Mark of Athena*
Annabeth: *screams and runs from spider*

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Annabeth: I wonder who the 7 demigods in the prophecy are
Percy: the prophecy could happen years from now it might not even be in our lifetime we probably won't even meet them
The Fates: so . . .
The Fates: whose gonna tell him?
The Fates: nah he'll figure it out lol let's get sandwiches

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Percy: *about to die*
Percy: *sarcasm*
CHB:
CJ:
The Seven:
The gods:
The Fates:
Nico and Reyna:
Chaos:
Percy: ;)

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To: The Seven
If Nico, Percy, and Jason were reaped for The Hunger Games, who would win
Everyone: Annabeth

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Boyfriend description-
Hazel: He's like a transformer and is exactly what I want
Piper: He's like lightning. He's impressive and brightens everything around him
Annabeth:
Annabeth: . . . He's like a fish and no one can understand what he's saying because he's a moron.

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*buys the Darkest Minds for everyone*
*gives all of you you're copy*
Have fun guys (THE END WAS NOT COOL AT ALL ALEXANDRA BRACKEN!!!!!!)
I'm on book two yayyyy