Guess what today is . . .

. . .

. . .

THE DAY THE TERMINATOR 5 COMES OUT!!!!! (At least in America, I don't know about anywhere else)

Lol.

and it's also my birthday, just so you know. -Tangled

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday to me,

Happy birthday-

Am I all alone singing this song?

Okay whatever.

Happy birthday, dear Author,

Happy birthday to me!

Anyway yeah its my birthday, yayyy!!!!

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Tris: it's your birthday?

Me: yup!

Tris: happy birthday! Tobias!

Tobias: yeah?

Tris: get her a cake!

Tobias: but it's my cake!

Tris: oh my God, Tobias, how were you Abnegation before and you can't even give her some cake?

Me:

Uriah: *Comes in with cake* what'd I miss?

Tris: *exasperated sigh* I'll be right back, I'm gonna get some more characters! And set up your party! *leaves*

Me: Tris, it's okay I don't need- oh, she's gone

Me: Okay then, hi guys!

Tobias and Uriah: *protectively guards the cake*

Me: Aww you're so cute . . .

Tris: *returns* I've brought some people to celebrate!!!!

Me: wow, Tris, thanks!

Tris: okay, let me find Christina! Okay?

Me: Okay.

Hazel: Hey!

Me: what Hazel?!

Hazel: stop saying Okay! It's our always!

Augustus: excellent point Hazel Grace.

Hazel: *rolls eyes* just Hazel

Augustus: okay fine, just Hazel

Hazel: *rolls eyes again*

Me: you're so adorable!

*later*

Annabeth: so how old are you today?

Me: sorry, that's classified information, Annabeth ;)

Percy: whose your godly parent?

Me: Athena!

Percy: she's your sister?!

Annabeth:

Connor Stoll: *takes a picture of random embarrassing things happening in the background*

Travis Stoll: lemme show this to Katie! (Tratie!)

Me:

Silena: can I do your makeup?

Me: um I-

Silena: Great! I'll get the Aphrodite cabin!

Me: wait-

Silena: bye!

Me: *sighs*

Thalia: how's your birthday going?

Me: well I'm about to get a makeover from the Aphrodite cabin . . . So not exactly good . . .

Thalia: I'll be going then, just in case they try to do that to me

Me: I figured that Thalia

[Later, Annabeth and Percy and Nico come]

Annabeth: hey, where's the other fandoms?

Me: uh, Frypan and Peeta are cooking, and Tobias is raiding the pantry, and the other fandoms are... wandering around?

Percy: why am I not doing that?

Nico: cooking?

Percy: No! Raiding the pantry!

Me and Annabeth: *facepalm*

Nico: c'mon Percy, I'll take you! *run off*

Annabeth: so what are you doing?

Me: waiting for Silena and the other Aphrodite kids . . .

Annabeth: oh that's horrible . . . come on, I'll hide you from them!

[Later after running away]

Me and Annabeth: *watch Percy, Tobias, Frypan, Thomas, Minho, Newt, Peeta, Finnick, Nico, and Uriah "cook"*

Peeta: Frypan! Can you grab the chocolate?

Frypan: here *grabs chocolate* this is the last of it!

Peeta: What?! There was a whole pantry full of it before!

Uriah, Nico, Percy, and Tobias: *guilty faces*

Finnick: I can supply sugar!

Peeta: we're going to be low on cake for her birthday

Frypan: here let me mix it!

Percy: Fry, wait! *runs over* here! *dumps a bottle of blue food coloring in cake*

Peeta: oh, Percy, you've ruined it!

Percy: ruined it?! I've perfected it!

Tobias: Ooh! Cupcakes!

Thomas: *running around* what am I doing here?

Newt: calm down, you're going to run into something and smash your bloody brains out

Tobias: have a cupcake! *gives Thomas a cupcake*

Connor: *takes Thomas' cupcake and runs*

Minho: I'll get him *runs*

Percy: those Stolls . . .

Nico: Travis and Connor will confuse Minho. . .

Everyone: *sighs*

Me: *whispers* this is so cool!

Annabeth: yeah

Me: where's Katniss and the others?

Annabeth: Aphrodite won them over

Me: wait, what?

Annabeth: follow me

*later*

[The Aphrodite kids are with Tris, Christina, Lynn, Shauna, Marlene, Katniss, Johanna, Prim, Annie, Teresa, Brenda, Thalia, and Katie]

Christina: Aphrodite is AMAZING!!!!! Makeup!!!! Clothes!!!! Tris! Come here! Look at these colors!

Tris: Chris, uh-

Christina: *jumps up and down*

Piper: hold still!

Lynn: *annoyed sigh* this is so stupid and not Dauntless

Shauna: oh, come on! Lighten up, Lynn!

Lynn and Thalia: *grumble complaints*

Katniss: what is this makeup? Like what the Capitol wears?!

Katie: Katniss, it's just makeup, not Capitol makeup

Katniss: *looks at the makeup warily*

Prim: Can I do your hair, Katniss?

Katniss: you sure can, Little Duck.

Aphrodite girl: *huffs*

Johanna: what?

Aphrodite girl: Nothing . . .

Prim: Annie, can I do your hair too?

Annie: of course!

Aphrodite girl: no one's gonna let me touch their hair *storms off*

Teresa: what is makeup? I can't remember!

Silena: this *holds up lipstick*

Brenda: you put it on your lips

Teresa:

Annabeth: *pulls me* hey guys, here's the birthday girl!

Me: *awkwardly waves*

*Newt, Minho, and Thomas run in*

Thomas: presenting!

Newt: the bloody cake

Minho: well half of it anyway. . .

Me: half?

Peeta and Frypan: *walk in pushing the cake*

Annabeth: what happened to the rest of it?

*Stolls walk in covered in flour*

Lynn: whatever happened, I don't wanna know

[The rest of them walk in]

Uriah: I don't care Lynn

Percy: It was Tobias' idea!

Tris: Tobias?!

Tobias: I didn't do all of this!

Katie: *rolling on the floor laughing at the stolls*

Uriah: *sighs*

Travis: we kinda sto-

Connor: borrowed! Borrowed half the cake without permission!

Everyone: 0.0

Hazel and Augustus: *having a heated conversation about metaphors*

Christina: why are you covered in flour?

Travis: Peeta and Frypan got mad about us stealing the cake and-

Peeta: poured flour on their heads

Katniss: really, Peeta?

Me: why is there only half, though?

Percy: it's still your birthday and you deserve a cake!

Me: awww, even if it's mutilated and smashed?

Newt: even then

Me: I love you guys so much!

Tris: I'm sorry, what?!

Annabeth: *pulls out knife*

Katniss: *glares hard*

Me: sorry...

Katie: whatever, happy birthday!

Me: thanks you guys, all of you

Everyone: you're welcome, happy birthday!
So it's my birthday today :) this is probably somewhat how a fictional character birthday would go. Sorry if this was stupid, I won't do it again. Okay, see ya later!