Guys, stop crying and making jokes when Newt calls Thomas "Tommy" or when his limp is mentioned.

We've been over this.

It never happened.

I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

*takes page 250*

*gets a lighter*

*sets it on fire*

There. I told you, it doesn't exist.

Katniss: it's catching fire!

Everyone: *facepalm*