Teacher: (insert name) please read question number two.

Me: *wakes from book daydream* can't

Teacher: why not?

Me: I'm dyslexic, remember?

Teacher: we've been over this and you are not dyslexic.

Me: yes we have been over this and I am dyslexic because I'm a demigod

Teacher: read question two

Me: get someone else to do it! Stop picking on me! *takes pen out of pocket*

Me: it'll happen

Me: *uncaps pen*

Pen: lol no

Me: *sniffs*

Teacher: (other student) question two

Me: *cries*

Me to Pen: we'll try again later

Student: the answer is C

Teacher: correct, and number three?

Me: can I go to the restroom?

Teacher: take the pass

Me: *goes to restroom*

Me: *turns on every sink*

Me: *concentrates really hard*

Me: why isn't it working?

Me: I need to summon hippocampus!

Me: please!

Me: why isn't it working?!

Me: *cries*

Me: *goes back to class*

Me: *zones out*

*later*

Teacher:.....question number four

Me: *snaps awake*

Me: *starts hyperventilating*

Me: *starts screaming*

Me: *starts shaking*

Me: *starts sobbing*

Class: *groan*

Me: IT

Class: here it comes....

Me: IS

Class: yup....

Me: *stands dramatically* TOBIAS!

Teacher: sit down

Me: I'm divergent and I cannot be controlled! *opens window*

Teacher: not again

Me: *climbs out of window*

Teacher: get back in here!

Me: *climbs building*

Teacher: come along class, we have to go to the roof.

Class: *groans* again?

Teacher: yes again

Me: *standing on top of building* if I jump, I'll see Tobias, if I jump, I'll see Tobias, if I jump I'll see Tobias!

Me: *gets ready to jump*

Teacher: *gets on roof* this is suicide! Get down!

Me: I'm divergent I cannot be controlled *jumps*

Me: *lands on net*

Me: *gasps*

Me: *shrieks*

Me: *screams*

Me: I MADE IT TO DAUNTLESS! WHERE IS FOUR AND WHERE IS THE CAKE??????

Fire department: we got her!

Teacher: thank goodness

Me: wheres Four?

Teacher: not here

Me: b-but I-

Teacher: we need to check you into a special home

Me: is Tobias there?

Teacher: sure, and so are all of your other delusional friends

Me: can I have some cake?

Teacher: sure