Me: *reading a book*

*later, book characters start kissing*

Me: *coos* OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER! FINALLY! J EH SKAKKSKSKAKKAQPPZJXJAKSKKQPQISOQOQ!

*Suddenly, my mom barges in* hey, what do you want for dinner?

Me: NO! GET OUT!

Mom: what is wrong with you?

Me: THEY WERE HAVING A MOMENT! IT WAS BEAUTFUL! AND YOU- *Points finger accusingly* YOU RUINED IT! SHAME! HOW COULD YOU??!!!

Mom:...I'm making potatoes

Me: FINE BY ME! Just go away!

Me: *grabs book and starts crying* they don't understand!