Me: *reading*

Friend: *Comes in* you are so boring, all you do is read.

Me: *continues reading*

Friend: STOP READING!

Me: *keeps reading*

Friend: *hits book out of hand*

Book: *falls on ground*

Me: *screams and runs to book* OH MY GOSH!!! DELIRIUM!!! ARE YOU HURT???!!!! *Cradles book in arms* it's okay I'm here now, that stupid Factionless shank won't hurt you, I'm here! *starts crying*

Friend: God, it's just a book!

Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!