Okay, so I have this friend who likes to make Doctor Who puns and jokes. Awesome right?
Nope.
Because my friend purposely tries to make me cry.
Example:

My friend: Roses are red,
the Tardis is blue,
The Doctor once said,
"Rose Tyler I-"
Me: *Cries forever*
My friend: Muahahahaha!
My friend: how many calories do you burn by sliding down a wall?
Me: STOP IT!
My friend: *smirks* ten
Me: *falls to ground sobbing*
My friend: the Tardis only likes three people, Rose, Donna, and The Doctor, but they're all gone
Me: *death glare*
My friend: Knock Knock
Me: whose there
My friend: Doctor
Me: DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!
My friend: Donna doesn't remember
Me: you just crushed my happiness
My friend: wanna see a rose left on a beach?
Me: NO!
My friend: hah, too bad the doctor keeps dying
Me: >:(
My friend: how many petals does a rose loose?
Me: shut up
My friend: Ten
Me: you're mean
My friend: You see, there was this girl once
Me: shut up
My friend: and I hurt her
Me: *cries*
My friend: I left her behind
Me: :(
My friend: I just walked away from her
Me: I'm gonna walk away from you if you don't shut up
My friend: I showed her the universe
Me: shut up
My friend: and it's wonders
Me:
My friend: but bad things happened
Me: *unsheathes butterknife* Stop. Now.
My friend: cruel things
Me: I will hurt you
My friend: hard things
Me: MEMORIES!
My friend: so I let her go
Me:
My friend: I walked away from her
Me: *cries*
My friend: she's alright though
Me: stop messing with my feels
My friend: she's not alone she'll have more beautiful days
Me: THE FEELS
My friend: Even if I won't be there to share them with her
Me: STOP!
My friend: her name was Rose. Rose Tyler. My fantastic Rose.
Me: *sobbing*
My friend: do you hate me?
Me: I strongly dislike you
My friend: *smirks*
Me: wait, you're the Doctor?
My friend: yes and Batman *vanishes*
Me:
Me: Okay then . . .

Yes, she sent me all of these jokes, via text message :(