Moviemakers: hmmm we need to make a new movie....what do we do? Hey! There's a popular book, let's buy the rights!

Fangirls: GAFNDNAMCMANSNAMSKPQKSKANSMMS

Moviemakers: Hmmm let's NOT read the book let's just look up the summary

*later*

Moviemakers: okay cool storyline but we have to change every amazing part of the book. That'll please all of the fangirls!

Fangirls: *anticipating the movie*

Moviemakers: this person's name sucks, let's change it!

Fangirls: *expecting something good*

Moviemakers: hell, let's change the name of the movie!

Fangirls: *watching the movie* what the hell is this?! *cries* THEY RUINED IT!!!! (Insert any number of cuss words your heart desires here)