Me: *sitting on a bus* eww ugh ah ew no ew ugh oh eww!

Mortal: what's wrong?

Me: ew mortal....I'm surrounded by mortals! Ewww ugh gross

Mortal: um *reaches for me*

Me: *shriek* EW! GET AWAY! I HAVE MORTAL REPELLENT ON!!!!

Mortal: um okay

Me: ewww I'm gonna get contaminated! *puts more mortal repellent on* okay, okay, okay, okay.

Mortal: *reaches out for repellent* oh! It smells like chocolate cake!

Me: ITS DAUNTLESS CAKE! And DON'T touch it! Eww yucky mortal! *washes hand repeatidly* yuck