My mom: stop reading, do something else.

Me: *doesn't look up from book* no

My mom: will you just listen to what I have to say?

Me: *continues reading* no

My mom: do something creative, how about...a worksheet! A puzzle! I've got it! A MAZE!

Me: *screams a bloodcurling scream* YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME WITH THE GRIEVERS?!?!?!

My mom: WHAT?

Me: OH MY GOD! MOM, DO YOU HAVE THE FLARE?!

My mom: what?

Me: OH MY GOD, I AM IMMUNE!!!

My mom:...

Me: I WANT TO GO TO GROUP A NOT GROUP B!!!!!

My mom:...