Me with a random person: so um hi

Random person: hi

[Awkward silence]

Me: so...do you like to read?!

Random person: yeah I guess,

Me: *thinks to self* guess? What does that mean? *speaks out loud* um have you read The Hunger games?

Random person: no

Me: The Hobbit?

Random person: no

Me: The Maze Runner?

Random person: nope

Me: bye