The other day my brother's friend came over and they started playing video games and yelling stuff like, "omg! Don't die! Kill them!" Etc. It was stupid. So I marched up to my mom and said:

Me: MOM!

Mom: yes?

Me: they're being annoying and yelling stupid things and pretending it's real! It's not!

Mom:

Me:

Random cat:

God:

Mom: you're such a hypocrite

Me: I know *wink*