*Fangirl at the age of five*

Mother: *reading a story* and they all live happily ever after. The end!

Fangirl: um... (she knows something is wrong with this)

*ten years later*

Mother: *reading Disney's Cinderella book to the fangirl's little sister* And they all live-

Fangirl: No they didn't, because happily ever after doesn't exist. It never happens, nor will it ever. The ending after "happily ever after" probably continues something like this. Prince Charming turns out to be a slutty jerk and cheats on Cinderella. One night, Cinderella sees Charming with, none other than, her stepsister. She gets mad and kills Charming. Then the stepsister finds out and kills her. Then the stepsister gets struck by lightning. In the end EVERYONE DIES! THE END! THE SHIP SANK, LIKE ALWAYS!!!!! *Cries* ITS NOT FAIR!

Little sister: Mommy?!

Mother: are you okay?

Fangirl: You should know the answer to that by now!