A fangirl is eating lunch with her friend.

Friend: *pulls out her lunch bag* what'd you bring?

Fangirl: *pulls out her Hunger Games lunch bag and places it on the table. She grabs a piece of food and puts it on the table.*

Friend: um...why do you have a blue hamburger?

Fangirl:... *pulls out next dish.*

Friend: why do you have lamb stew and wild rice?

Fangirl:...*pulls out dessert item*

Friend: why do you have chocolate cake labeled, "Dauntless?"

Fangirl:...*pulls out silverware*

Friend: why is a butterknife your only eating utensil?

Fangirl:...

Friend: *empies lunch bag. The only thing there is s sandwich.*

Fangirl: *facepalm*Go read, innocent mortal.