Fictional characters as toddlers
[The fictional characters of divergent, percy jackson, the hunger games, the maze runner and tfios are at preschool]
Percy: *grabs crayon* where's the cap?
Annabeth: come on seeweed brain that a cwayon not a pen.
Katniss: *grabs a piece of string* haha I'm twapping who am I gonna twap? PEETA!
Peeta: what? I'm trying to make cake *playing with toy kitchen set*
Katniss: *ties Peeta up with string* I GOT YOU!
Tris: *brings out fake gun* bam bam bam! Haha YOURE DEAD PETER! Bam bam bam!
Peter: hey I gotta knife! *holds up plastic butterknife*
Eric: I'm gonna shoot you Twis, because you're divergent
Tris: I'm gonna shoot you first! Bam bam bam!
Christina: Twis come here! Ah! A buggy! A mothy! Yucky *cries*
Annabeth: it's okay Chwistina *hugs Christina* it's just a moth. *spider comes*
Annabeth: *Screams and runs away* PEWCY!!!!! KILL IT!!!! GET YOUW SWORD!!!!!
Percy: Wiptide can only harm monsters!
Annabeth: IT IS A MONSTER!
Tris: bam bam bam! I'm divergent! *climbs up dollhouse* COME ON FOUR!
Four: um I don't think so....
Tris: FOUR!!!!
Four: I'll just have some cake with Uriah okay?
Tris: COME ON!
Four: well....okay....*climbs up* AH! ITS SCAWY!
Augustus: *puts pretzels in his mouth* it a metapho, okay?
Hazel: okay.
Augustus: you put the killing thing between- *ears pretzels* nevermind!
Peeta: I'M STUCK! HELP! KATNISS LET ME GO! I GOTTA BAKE!
Katniss: NO! YOU LOVE ME! LET ME DO THIS!
Peeta: CAKE
Tobias: I Gotta go Twis, Peeta needs cake and I do too. *climbs down*
Tris: FOUUUURRRR WE WERE GONNA ZIPLINE!!!!! FINE I'LL JUST GO WITH URIAH AND MARLENE AND LYNN!!!! *Goes up to top* where are they?
[Meanwhile]
Uriah: *puts muffin on Marlenes head* bam bam bam!
Marlene: AH! *Hysterical giggles*
Lynn: be quiet *gets safety scissors and cuts off her hair* I'm a weal dauntless
Shauna: you awent dauntless. I am. I'm older than you.
Lynn: SHAUNAAA GO AWAY
Shauna: wheres Zeke?
Zeke: Uriah why are you shooting Marlene
Uriah: I'm shooting a muffin!
Zeke: of couwse you awe
Shauna: *hugs Zeke*
Tobias: *watches from afar* this is weird
Tris: where is everybody?
Percy: *stabbing spider with a crayon* ANNABETH! IT NOT WORKING!
Annabeth: it will! *hugs Christina more*
Augustus: metapho....wish gwanting factory...no the world isn't one...
Hazel: I wanna go to Amsterdam!
Peeta: I wanna bake!
Tobias: *frees Peeta* LET'S BAKE!
Minho: Thomas! I wanna race you!
Thomas: lemme get Newt!
All three: weady....set...GO! *Run off*
Teresa: WAIT TOM! I'M YOUW BEST FWIEND!!!!!!
Brenda: THOMAS! I WUV YOU!
Teresa: NO YOU DONT! *Punches Brenda*
Brenda: OW! THOMAAAASSSSS!!!!!!
Augustus: how do you pronounce Matapho....metapho? Marathon?
Hazel: AIA...I like those wetters.....
Percy: it died!
Annabeth: yay! *kisses Percys cheek*
Percy: *blushes* thanks Annabeth...
Teresa and Brenda: *catch up to the gladers* LET'S RUN!
Gladers: YAY!
Christina: *finds Tris*
Tris: *hugs Christina* I wanna hamburger
Christina: wets get one
Tris: WAIT Christina let's go see the others! *runs up to the others* wynn can we zipline?
Lynn: sure! *everyone gets in line to zipline*
Four: it's scawy....
Tris: I'll go with you!
Annabeth: they're might be spiders on the zipline...
Percy: I'll go with you
Marlene: *grabs uriah* Come with me!
Minho and Newt: *ride together*
Thomas: *rides with Teresa and Brenda, though they both loathe each other*
Hazel and Gus: *ride together*
Katniss and Peeta: *ride together*
Zeke and Shauna: *ride together*
Finnick and Annie: (who have been keeping quiet the whole time) *ride together*
Christina and Lynn: *ride together*
All of the preschoolers: THAT WAS FUN! WE CANT WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY AT PWESCHOOL!!!!
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