Fangirl problems: ALL THAT HAPPENS IS THIS! I GIVE MY HEART AND SOUL TO A SERIES, I LOVE AND ADORE IT, IT BECOMES AND CONSUMES ME UNTIL THE OLD ME IS GONE AND DEAD AND CANNOT BE TRACED, I SPEND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS IN MY ROOM DEVOTING MY TIME TO THIS FANDOM AND PEOPLE WANT ME TO STOP BUT I CAAAANNNNNTTTT! IT HAS ME! I DIDNT WANT TO BE THIS WAY! I JUST PICKED UP A BOOK, THOUGHT IT LOOKED GOOD, AND READ IT! IT CONSUMES MY EVERY THOUGHT AND NOW I CANT STOP!!!!!! BUT EVERY TIME THEY DIE!!!! THEY ALL ARE TORN APART!!!! AND THEY DIE!!!! JUST BECAUSE THE AUTHOR FELT LIKE IT!!!! THATS IT!!!!!! I NEED HELP!!!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!! ONLY MY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO I LOVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Etc. Etc. Etc (fangirl problems really don't end)

Normal people problems: ow I stubbed my toe! Oh no! I spilled coffee on my shirt, my life is so hard and complicated

Fangirls: *facepalm* Aww mortal lives are so adorable...