The only thing worse than non-fangirls are fake fangirls. Just imagine this:

Me: *walking around muttering Percy Jackson prophecies*

Fake Fangirl: *Comes up* do you like Twilight?

Me: uh . . . No (*thinking*) not at all actually, I despise it, it should burn!

Fake Fangirl: what were you whispering?

Me: (*thinking*) stalker . . . Run, run, she thinks Edwards stalking is romantic! Shes been trained by him!!! Run! Oh Percy Jackson prophecies

Fake fangirl: ewww! Peter Johnson and Greek myths are stupid!

Me: WHAT?????!!!!!! (*thinking*) at this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.

Fake fangirl: yeah, you're only a fangirl if you like Twilight!

Me: (*thinking*) I stared at her as if she just said I need to eat a large, smelly boot. I'm done! *throws random object at the fake fangirl*

Fake fangirl: *screams*
Again, sorry Twilight fans