*A fangirl bought a bunch of merchandise and is expecting a package any day now*

Fangirl: *panting* any day now! It should be here! WHY ISNT IT HERE????!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mother: *walks in with a handful of mail, then gazes at her daughter* what book did you finish now?

Fangirl: MOM! THIS ISNT ABOUT THAT!!!! *pants more* IT SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW!!!!!

Mother: okay...you got a package.

Fangirl: *jumps up excited.* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! GIVE IT TO ME, MORTAL MOTHER NOW!!!!

Mother: *rolls eyes and tosses package*

Fangirl: it is in the exact shape and size as the shirt!...same texture! It's HERE!!!! *Quickly rips package apart and gasps* WHAT IS THIS?! THIS IS- THIS ISNT IT! THESE ARE SOCKS! SOCKS! *Colapses to the ground in tears* WHY?!