(I know it's no where near Christmas, but I felt like it.)

Parents: What do you want for Christmas?

Normal kid #1: I want an iPhone

Parents: Awesome!

Normal kid #2: I want a laptop!

Parents: Great!

Normal kid #3: I want some clothes

Parents: all right!

Me: I want to own a Barnes and Noble store.

My parents:....

Me: yeah, actually, I might need more than just one bookstore! How many can I get?

My parents:....

Me: I'll figure it out