My simple, easy rules for borrowing my books!

Wash your hands before reading

Don't touch my book after eating

Don't throw my baby

No dog earing the pages

No bending it

No cramming it

Don't have it in the heat

Don't put it in the freezing cold

Don't eat while reading

Don't throw my book

No one else touches it

Don't drink water while reading

No reading in the car

No walking and reading

Don't hurt my child

Don't rip the pages

Don't hurt the pages

Don't smear the pages

Don't let your pet have it

Don't hit the book

Don't slap the book

Don't speak meanly toward the book

No cursing at the book unless everyone dies

No sneezing on the book

No coughing on the book

Don't cough

Don't sneeze

Don't get my book wet with your tears

Don't create creases

Don't spit on my book

Don't crumple my book

Don't eat my book (0.0)

Don't put it on the ground

Don't touch it when your hands are dirty

Don't touch it when you're not going to read

Don't touch it when your siblings are around

JUST DONT TOUCH IT!

Most importantly,

. . .

THE FICTIONAL BOY IS MINE!!!!!

You know what, just don't borrow my book!