Me: *passes book*

Me: *does a double take*

Me: I can't

Me: I've got a stack of books I have to read

Me: stop looking at me like that

Me: don't

Me: come on!

Me: I'm trying to save money

Me: I want to but

Me: I'm not going to

Me: stop

Book: but I'm beautiful

Me: *sighs* I'll get a wagon