there was a really bad butt/crap smell on my bus

so I sprayed perfume because my friend told me to

I only sprayed once

I kid you not three seconds later, kids were screaming "WHO SPRAYED PERFUME" "WHAT SCENT IS THAT"

and I was just sitting there like "oh crap"

and so I had like twenty kids asking me what the scent was (marshmallow pumpkin latte 👌🏻)

but now the butt smell is back and I think I'm hated by my bus driver