"I WANT RIIIIIICE!" Mom yelled out. Her head was on the counter. She looks tired.

"Make it then." Jeff told her.

"NOOOOOOO!.......I don't want to........ make me Rice and Bacon!"

"....... Do I look like a servant to you?"
Uncle Jeff questioned her.

"You look like my older brother............ PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEE!?"

"I CANT COOK!"

"THEN LEARN!"

"NO WAY! LIUUUUU!" Mom yelled.
Aquarius and Aries peak their heads into the kitchen.
"What's going on?"

"JEFF DOESNT LOOVE MEEEEEEE AAAAHHH!" Mom cried and started balling her eyes out. Victor and Willow walk over to her and hug her legs.
"B-be nice to mommy!" Willow yells at him.
I groan going to a cabinet pulling out a small pot and pan. I fill the pot with water and get bacon from the fridge and cook her food.

"She's been craving the same thing for the past 3 week! She's never done this!"
Jeff throw his arms in the air like he's given up.

"I have a pretty good idea on what's going on," Jane Nina clockwork and Jill walk in and pull my mother out. "We're gonna borrow her for five minutes!" Nina said and held up a peace sign. Mom reached her arms out shaking then like she wants to stay. "FOOOOoooood!" Her yell getting distant.

The water is boiling so I pour a cup of rice stir and put the lid on.

(To cook rice. For every two cups of water is one cup of rice. 2 cups water=1 cup of rice.
First let water boil then add rice, stir for ten seconds. Put lid on set timer for 6 min. Reduce heat to low or medium low. Every 3 min stir and put lid back on. Timer should go off turn stove off and stir. Rice might look a bit wet if so put lid back on and wait about a minute or two. Eat and enjoy. Any questions? No? Good continue with story.)

The food is about done when mom comes back in. She sits down with a groan. I give her the food and my mother scarfs it down. Jeff reached for a small strip of bacon. Mom growled and hissed at him dementedly showing sharp white teeth.

"Eat it! Not me!" He backed away. Splendor comes into the room and starts rubbing and massaging into moms back.

"Prrrrrrrrrrr..... little down. Prrrrrrrrr"

She's purring. Her head was on the counter.
The window opened in flew a bird. That shifted into my father. Water came from the sink and turned into Neptune, Skyler appears.
"Oh my fucking crown. So it is true?! How do you feel?"
Mom looked to Skyler with a dark look.
"What's true?" Liu asked.
Sally came running in and handed me a white looking stick.
I move it around......... two lines.

"Mom? Your pregnant!?"

"............................EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" Everyone gathers in the kitchen.
"You lost your virginity?"
"What didn't you tell us?"
"Is it a boy or girl? How many?"

"Children!"
The room went quiet and they looked to Slender. "It's new. But we mustn't stress her out. If you remember when she was first pregnant with Alcor she stayed away from us."

"Wait so who's the father?"

Mom suddenly sat up with animal ears on her head.
"My husband is the father." She said "Juliea! Quit hiding!"

Juliea came in through the window.
"I'm so excited we're the same! I'm pregnant as well. Maybe they'll be born on the same day. That would be fun."

Mom tuned her out I think.
"Um Juliea. Not to be rude or anything but you might want to stop trying to get on my aunts good side. The more you try the harder it is."
Aries said.
"Oh and why is that? Can I not be nice to her!? Is that a crime!?"

"Shut it!" Mom yelled.

I sigh. "Victor Willow. Why don't you and mommy go relax and watch a movie."

"Yay! Come on mommy!" Willow took our mothers hand and pulled her out of the room. Victor grabbed a bag of cheddar cheese poop corn.
"Juliea as the prince and as her son Im just gonna be straight forward. You and others can't just come here without any notice."

"And they can?" She motioned to Neptune Skylar and my dad.

"Juliea they've been friends since they were children. You just met my mother about a month ago. She doesn't trust you that much."
I said.
"What is it with your mother and my husband?! Why does he even run off to come here!? What does she have that I don't??!"
She yelled at me.
I open my mouth but nothing comes out. What should I say?
"Go ahead. We can't lie anymore."
I look to my father. "She's part of the royal business so she has a right to know the truth." Dad said.
"King Zack was married before you came into the picture." I said she looked to Dad
"That's not true!"

"Zack is my father and Adalay is my mother."

"YOU'RE LYING!"

"Juliea! Alcor is my son flesh and blood! He is the next aire to the purgatory domain........ I'm married to Lady Adalay the child she's carrying is mine."

"LIER!" She screamed pulling out a gun aiming.
Where the hell did she get a pistol from?!
"PINE TREE!"
Bill grabbed me shielding me with his body. He winced a bit then chuckled. The gun shots stopped. Silence.
"GET THE FUCK OUT HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HARM THE PRINCE!"

I look to Bill he's fine he got hit but only once. Uncle Jeff was covered in blood.
"DONT YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU BLACK SOUL!"
Jeff pulled out his knife and speeding to her and held her, knife to throat.
His eyes were red. His bloodlust was high I can hear his heart beating fast.
"What's going on?" My mother and the little ones peak into the kitchen. Jeff backs away.
"What. did. you. do?" She asked sternly.

"I- ummm I-"

"Spill!" Mom yelled.

"YOU'RE ALL LYERS! ZACK CANT YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DONE TO YOU !? WE'RE MARRIED AND HAVING A KID. SHES ONLY JEALOUS OF US BECAUSE HER HUSBAND WAS BEVER WITH HER-!"

"JULIEA STOP WHINING AND SUCK IT UP!"
Dad yelled at her. She was shocked and lowered her head.
"Adalay is my mate. That's all there is. I never loved you."

"IM TELLING YOUR FATHER!"
She flew out and away.

"She can go ahead. There's nothing he can do about it."
The room was quiet.
Mom walked to dad wrapped her arms around his torso.
"At least we can be together."
Dad hugs her back.
"Big brother-"

"I got hit five times. The others missed. Nothing I can't handle. My pain intolerance allows 23 bullets before I pass out. I'll be fine."

"That's good but I was going to tell you that you and Liu need a hair cuts"

"REALLY I GET SHOT AND THATS WHAT YOUR WORRIED ABOUT!? Are you insane or a lunatic!?"

"Just crazy! ;p"

"OH MY FUCKING KNIFE I GIVE UP!"

I laugh and look up to Bill. His shoulder.
"You're bleeding."

"Hm? Oh" the blood on his clothes sucked back into the cut and it closed and a silver bullet pushed out of his skin.
"All better. You where worried."
He smirked.
"No I wasn't! I was just telling you. You are a dream demon."

"Yes you were."

"Fine! Maybe I was!"

"Your to fucking sexy and cute when you're flustered."
He backed me up to the counter.
"S-shut u-"
He pressed his lips to mine shoving his tongue into my mouth.
"Aww look at our baby with a demon on him. So cute!"

I pulled away from Bill

"MOM!"
She laughed at me.

Bill kissed my neck and licked it.
"GET A ROOM!"
"Can I film this?"
Girls squealed like fan girls. I bit my lip to keep from moaning.
"B-bill we're in the kitchen, with other people- ah"
I slap my hand over my mouth.
"Aww I wanna hear."

"I-it just slipped..... NO!"

"Come on Pine tree. You should have seen what your uncles did when they were kids."

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?"

Bill was pulled away from me.
"I'm about to have LJ put you on a damn wheel and put a dream catcher in Acors room if you don't stop." Jeff said with a cocky grin widening the carved in his cheek.

Liu throws me over his shoulders.
"Your taking a time out."

I reach for Bill.
"Mehhh!" I whine.
I can hear mom laughing.

"Hey uncle Liu. What did Bill mean?"

"We never made many friends in school. So we spent most of our time together. Eventually we started um messing around with each other until everything went wrong that night of the incident. He found a girl while I was dead. The I was resurrected from the dead and slept with her."

"Wait you were having sex?!"

"Yea Jeff doesn't like talking about it cause he was the bottom bitch. I made him moan loudly for me. He was noisy. But he was as horny as a bunny. When Adalay showed up we became protective of her. Kinda saw her as a daughter even though she's our sister. But kids grown up fast. We didn't have her for long. But it was nice. Being killed by family sucks. But being killed for your family is a lot different. I'm glad though."

By family? For family? What's he talking about?

Liu puts me down.
"There's many secrets of the Woods family. Adalay holds most of them. You'll learn just you wait."

He ruffles my hair and walks away leaving me.
What was that about?