Fire hazard

It showed Manolo reading a book, then Lewis looked over his shoulder "Watcha reading?" Then Lewis lit Manolo's hair on fire. Manny and Dreamworks came in holding a hose. They then put out the fire. But managed to put out Lewis' hair. They began screaming again. Dreamworks sighs then said "incredible."

Watch your language

Anonymous asked: what do you think the boneheads' stances are on swearing?

Atomi-cat:
Most of them don't care. The only one who'd probably make a stink about profanity are Dreamworks, Manolo and papyrus.

"Imagine them having a swear jar"

Dreamworks put down a jar on a table "Okay listen up boys. THIS is a swear jar! If you say a swear word, you have to put money in the jar. Any questions?"

Morris just stands there with the rest, his arms crossed as he just eyes the jar.

Manny said "Yeah, I got one."

"What is it?"

"So let's say if the jar gets filled up. What's gonna happen to all that money?"

"Um...I'm not sure. I guess the money could be used for whatever." "Hmm...." Maxim just roll his eye. Then everyone got into it. "**** it. I'm in."

"Yohohoho! Count me the **** in too!" "Oh ****. Would you look at that? Guess I have to put money in too!"

"**** yah!"

Lewis thought "Of for ****'s sake..." Maxim just walks away. "That is not an excuse for you all to swear more or at all!"

Two hours later.
Papyrus and frisk saw the jar which is overflowing. "I am greatly disappointed by everyone in this house..."

Just relax

The ships asks keep coming. Lewis asked "So...you guys want to see me kiss the only girl?" He laughed. "I don't see why not."

Dreamworks was shocked "L-Lewis, what are you...?" Lewis said shushing her "Relax Dream. This will only take a second.

Maxim and Jack laughed at this. "Is little man trying to seduce Pony?" Jack asked "Yeah, are you trying to seduce her or creep her out?" "Shut up you two!"

Dreamworks asked "What...just happened?"

Ladies man

Brook said as Dreamworks and Jack were sitting on some seats "Goodness, there's so many lovely ladies in this place! Hey Jack, care to join me to greet these beautiful maidens?"

Jack said "You go on without me. I think I'll stay in the singles corner for a little while longer."

Lewis, Manolo, Dreamworks and Maxim were confused. Manolo said ""Single's corner"? Jack you have a girlfriend. You even told us that her name is Sally."

Lewis said "Yeah! How come you're lying about your girlfriend?"

Dreamworks said "I mean, it's not nice to lie to your friends about something like that." Maxim just stares at him with his usual tired expression. Jack asked "Neither of you have seen how Brook interacts with women yet, have you?"

Brook asked a girl "May I see your panties?"

"Excuse me?!"

Brook then got slapped as he screamed. Lewis said "Point taken." Jack took a drink, and Dreamworks nervously ate some nachos.

Heads up

Brook said "So tell me you've heard this joke before."

Sans said "Uh oh uh....heads up!"

He and Jack ducked. Brook said "Ha! Not the skull joke I was going to make. But that still works. Yohoh-" he gets his by a ball. "Is everyone alright? Undyne and I were training with a weight ball, and I didn't---d-didn't...C...catch..." papyrus screamed he began screaming as hugged brook's body. Jack said "N-now hold on a second papyrus! There's no need to get all worked up about this!"

Maxim then walks in, and rolls his eye. "There now. On your feet. Just because a ball hit Brook in the head doesn't mean this is anything serious."

Papyrus said "W-what do you mean? How can you say that so casually?"

"Because Brook is fine. Right brook?"

"A little bruised from getting beaned, but nothing, to worry your head off over, YOHOHOHO!"

Papyrus screamed "Wha-!!"

(Bonus)

Sans was watching scared.

"YOHOHOHOHOHO!! Skull joke!"

"How dare you make an awful pun after what happened!!!!"

"My apologies, I had to do it!"

"No you didn't! Didn't you see how worried sick I was?!"

Brook was "I suppose I should have said something sooner..."

"You absolutely should have!!!" The argument got muffled as sans held his shirt scared as he remembered the time frisk chose to fight papyrus. "Sans?" Sans."

Dreamworks waved her hoof in front of his face "Hey! Sans you alright? Woah you look more pale than a ghost. Is something bugging you?"

Sans said "Uh! Y-yeah! Everything's cool! H-heh....I guess I was just surprised to see that happen...was uh...kinda tough to wrap my head around....heh."

"What, seeing brooks head getting removed from his body? You, papyrus and all of us are skeletons you know. You didn't know all skeletons can take themselves apart and still put themselves back together? It's so simple." She began to grab her head "even I can do it! Observe--"

Sans panicked "I don't need another demonstration!!"

"L-look it's fine. I think I'll just take your word for it, okay?"

Dreamworks said "Okay..."

Death tales and tragedies

"Life has a way of creating interesting tales. Many of which are brought about through the tragedy of the dead...."

"My story? Sorry, I don't like dwelling on my past life. I'm just trying to pay my time and get out of here."

"I...I thought the love of my life had died. So I willingly gave up my life if it meant I could be reunited with her....I did it because I love her so much."

"Mrrhrrr phrrhrr mrr...." (I was struck down by the first arrow of war...in the eye...)

"My best friend pushed me off a cliff and my girlfriend got amnesia. In death I tried to show my girlfriend the truth of what happened to me...but I lost my chance."

"I got to close to a storm while saving a friend."

Maxim just stays silent as he inspects his gun.

"I can never seem to find clothes that fit right!"

Everyone looked at Jack weird. Jack asked "What?"

Everyone got so disappointed. Lewis said "Oh you're so abused."

"I'd like to see all the funny looks YOU get for asking for a size -4."

Flirting with sans and Lewis

"Omg can I flirt with Lewis or sans?"

Lewis said "Please dont."

"Aww what's the matter "hot stuff"? Can't take a little fan flirting?"

More asks were about flirting.

Sans said about to drink ketchup "Oh...wow."

Lewis asked "What? No snappy comeback?"

"Oh sure I have those, but I don't think I'm allowed to say them here."

Soul robber and cloned toner

Lewis asked "Soul robber? Cloner toner?"

"Hmm...oh those!"

"Wait, what's this guy talking about?"

"Hold on a sec."

Dreamworks left then grabbed a giant paintbrush.
"Here they are! This one is called the "soul robber." While that is called the cloner toner."

The soul robber and the cloner toner? Looks like radioactive gak and a giant paintbrush." Then the soul robber grabbed Lewis' face. "Careful! It's clingy!"

"Gaah Slimy! Get it off! Get it off!"

Lewis vs flowery part 1

Lewis looked shocked as Flowey said "You idiots! While you guys were having your little pow-wow, I took the human SOULS!"

"And now...not only are THOSE under my power...."

Lewis shouted "N-no guys!"

"But all of your friends' souls are gonna be mine too."

It showed that all the skeletons and his friends wrapped in vines.

Lewis vs flowery part 2

As Lewis lost his battle with flowey, he was falling then he gained back his strength.

He went to each lost soul and helped them be free. Then he saved asriel.

Boneheaded dance

Asks were being added about an adventure as the house on haunted hill.

Manolo, Lewis, Brook and Daniel were dancing the skeleton dance then Manolo fell making the others fall.

Jack, manny, the dancing skeletons, Dreamworks, and maxim cringed at the sight.

Jack asked "You guys okay?"

"Well that could have gone better."Maxim only nods

Ham-skulls

Manny Jack and brook were doing hamlet lines.

"To be or not to be. That is the question.

"Whether it's nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

"Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing them..." Everyone held up a sign. Manny held up a '5.5.' Manolo held up '8' Daniel held up a '2' Maxim just gives a thumbs up.

Why do you not have a lower jaw Lewis?

Lewis said "Oh! Well...since I'm a ghost, I don't have the same limitations as a physical body would have."

Daniel said "Rn urther wrds hes's cheeding."

"No it's not "cheating" Daniel. How many times do i have to say it?"

Maxim was at the bar, taking a sip of his drink.