this is stupid

mckinnie created a new group chat

mckinnie invited disneyswhore, anatole, natalya, popthot, and churchig to the chat

mckinnie renamed the group chat to 'creeper!'

disneyswhore: AW MAN

popthot: awwww maaaaan

natalya: aw man!!

churchig: aw man

anatole: So we back in the mine-

mckinnie: so we back in the mine

mckinnie: fuck my bad start over

mckinnie: creeper!

disneyswhore: aw man 😎

anatole: Awww maaaan

popthot: so we back in the mine

natalya: got my pickaxe swinging from

disneyswhore: SIDE TO SIDE

mckinnie: i know that but he has plenty of other aspects to him! plus the stupidity isn't exactly a turn off,,

mckinnie: hang on wrong group chat

mckinnie: **side, side to side

popthot: hang on do we have to start over for that??

disneyswhore: well i mean he did correct it

popthot: yeah but now we're talking about it it's broken the streak :/

disneyswhore: ok fine

disneyswhore: creeper, aw man

anatole: Buddy, the creeper and the aw man have to be seperate?

disneyswhore: fuck you're right

disneyswhore: ok fuck this we clearly can't do it

churchig: not to brag but i didn't mess up a single line

disneyswhore: eat shit

mckinnie: calm thyself

disneyswhore: fine

mckinnie: ok anywho, have a group chat. it's all my friends uwu uwu

mckinnie: plus church who i don't talk to much but who is a comforting presence to be around. like a mini cactus!

churchig: ...thanks??

popthot: please never use uwu again

mckinnie: wh- i'll uwu however much i want fuck you

disneyswhore: don't tell him what to do little man >:/

mckinnie: EXACTLY, LITTLE MAN

popthot: fine fine, i won't take your rights

anatole: Okay by the way are we gonna have like, an actual name for the group chat?

popthot: homos inc

mckinnie: well yeah but church arnold and kevin are straight to my knowledge

popthot: of course kevin ruins my idea

disneyswhore: wh- it's not MY fault

mckinnie: ok but seriously we need names

popthot: second idea: kevin's a dumb bitch

disneyswhore: WHAT NO

mckinnie renamed the group chat to 'kevin's a dumb bitch affectionately'

disneyswhore: OK I APPRECIATE THE AFFECTION BUT WHAT THE HELL

natalya: sorry kev :')

disneyswhore: CONNOR TURN YOUR LOCATION ON I JUST WANT TO TALK

anatole: Wait since when do you know his first name??

disneyswhore: SINCE HE BETRAYED ME >:/

mckinnie: can't help it i'm a sagittarius 😳🤪😂

disneyswhore: u g h

disneyswhore: oh by the way- have you all ever found demons like. kind of attractive?? like that's a normal thing right?????????

churchig: no?

popthot: nope lmao

mckinnie: /definitely/ not

anatole: Nah

natalya: no,,,,, is there anything you wanna tell us-?

disneyswhore: wow look at that it's curfew! we should all probably turn off our phones now huh? right mckinley??

mckinnie: what?

mckinnie: wait right i'm an authority figure

mckinnie: sleep you dummies

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