( apparently i only update this when i'm sad? seems legit )

kevin's a dumb bitch affectionately

disneyswhore: hey. hey everyone. HEY

natalya: ?????

disneyswhore: mckinley's in the shower guess what that means

churchig: do i /wanna/ know??

disneyswhore: YES

mckinnie: it means his phone is unattended >:)

popthot: that's a breach of privacy ain't it??

mckinnie: no, i'm not reading his shit or anything. just gotta do THIS

mckinnie renamed the group chat to 'kevin's a pretty boy'

disneyswhore: B) why thank you elder mckinley you're so sweet

popthot: .......you waited for mckinley to take a shower so you could steal his phone just to call yourself a pretty boy ????

disneyswhore: yes indeedy

mckinnie: ok i'm back and kevin,,,,,,,,,,,, why

disneyswhore: why is everyone shaming me do you all not think i'm pretty )))))):

mckinnie: yes you are but Still

popthot: lmao no he's not

natalya: i meeeeeean,,,,,, i wouldn't say /pretty/ that's not quite the right word

anatole: Depends on how you mean

disneyswhore: WH- >:////// WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS

disneyswhore: yanno what?? if one more person says i'm not pretty i will vore their head

mckinnie: honey. babe. sweetums. dearest. do you mean kick

disneyswhore: no 😡😡

churchig: i was gonna say you're not pretty but i don't wanna get vored 😳✌️

anatole: What the hell is vore??

disneyswhore: i'm gonna fuckign swallow his damn noggin

anatole: Neat! I'm scared

natalya: guys stop do we want what happened to The Other Group Chat to happen to this one??

churchig: wait wait what happened to that one

popthot: i changed the chat name to 'always a slut for mckinley' a bunch because kevin sent that in the chat one time and then mckinley deleted the chat

churchig: IM SORRY KEVIN /WHAT/

disneyswhore: I MEANT TO SAY "ALWAYS A SLUT FOR MICKEY" AS A JOKE AND IT AUTOCORRECTED TO MCKINLEY BECAUSE I THPE THAT MORE WHY DO WE ALWAYS TELL THIS STORY WITHOUT THE VERY IMPORTANT CONTEXT

popthot: that's what they all say 😳

disneyswhore: SUCK A DICK

natalya: ok everyone let's ~calm down~

disneyswhore: >:/ i'm angey

natalya: that's not calm smh

popthot: yeah /kevin/, that's not calm

disneyswhore: con!! con con con connie best friend connor- permission to vore ur mission companion's head

mckinnie: permission denied

popthot: aw mckinley don't hog all of kevin's voring ):

mckinnie: die

anatole: I still don't know what vore is

churchig: i don't either actually i'm just kind of rolling with it at this point

natalya: i wish this group chat would get deleted like the last one