Chapter 3

Author's Corner :

Author : I'm bored. I hope that something will entertain me before I'm dying from boredom.

Odin : Why don't you update this story, Girl?!

Author : Feh (you're awesome if you got the reference lol) Shaddup old man. Can't you see that I'm writing the new chapter with my Telekinesis power? *glancing at the flying phone* I bet not even Professor X could do it like me. *snort*

Mysterious voice inside of the Author's head: I assure you my dear that I can do it just 'like you'.

Author : uh-oh I'm outta here guys, buhbye.. 😅😓🙊🚺🏃

-Chapter 3 : Himalayan Blunder-

"W-w-what are y-you d-doing?", Loki stuttered as he looked down. His face slightly flustered as he saw the scene right below his nose.

Thor wasn't in a better condition, though maybe he was worse than his brother.. His face flushed deep red, his mouth was opening and closing like a fish. And, his eyes widened to the point that it almost looked like its about to pop out, while the Mjölnir was sprawling innocently on the floor beside its owner. In better words, Thor was completely and utterly dumbfounded.

Words were lost from both Thor's and (y/n)'s vocabularies a.k.a too gobsmacked to even form a word, let alone a sentence.

What's the reason for all of this gobsmacked business?! Well...

At the moment, (y/n)'s face was on Loki's lap. It was normal? they were just being lovey-dovey? Wrong. Unluckily (or luckily, depends on how you think about it) Loki sat on the floor beside the bed with his legs wide opened and his hands on (y/n)'s shoulders. While (y/n)'s flushed face.... was between his thighs and her lips... dear god her lips... were... on his crotch.

Did you wonder how come (y/n) was in a such scandalous situation? Well, let's go back to five minutes ago...

"What is this crazy dream you're talking about?", a male's voice asking her with his velvety voice.

(y/n) was so deep in her musing, she automatically answered it without actually acknowledging him. She was a dreamer alright.

"It's a dream about me meeting some crazy dudes who said that I was in Asgard and a hot blonde haired dude said that his name was Thor-",

"You ARE in Asgard. It seems like you have an interest to my brother. And what is the meaning of 'dude', maiden?", the male scoffed loudly. (y/n) totally ignored it and kept talking.

"-Man, he sure is hot and don't make me start with those *wolf-whistles* abs, it's way hotter than John Cena's! And wow his face.. he looks like Chris Hemsworth! Well, just like his last name, He-is-worth(y) alright but the point is-",

"Tch. I'm way 'hotter' than the big oaf. Whatever this 'hot' word means", the man only snorted, arms akimbo.

"-is that both Thor and Chris have the killer look. What the hell! Geezzz this sexual frustration is starting to make me sound like an ancient granny who is thirsty of a male's touch. I can actually hear Mike laughs his arse off. Just wait till I introduce him to my four inches high-heels. I will shove it to his arse-", (y/n) kept talking and talking, ignoring the deadly look on the male's face that was growing steadily as the times went by.

"I, Loki, the prince of Asgard, order you to cease your talking this instant!", the man, Loki, stood beside the bed and pointed his hand on (y/n), narrowing his eyes and glaring at her.

"-I never this talkative before, well except to my best buddies. Huh... WAIT! Prince of Asgard?! Loki?!", (y/n) finally snapped out of her musing after she heard the words 'Asgard' and 'Loki'. But unfortunately, she was screaming at the top of her lung.

(y/n) tried to stand but failed miserably when her legs tangled on the comforter and stumbled, crashing her body with Loki's. Loki gripped (y/n)'s shoulders with his hands, they both landing on the floor.

At the exact moment, someone was knocking the door. When no one answered it, the said person opened the door and invited themself to the room. Worried that something bad was happening to the occupants of the room.

"Why is no one answering the door?", Thor asked with his back facing the duo, slowly turning his body, about to close the door.

"Brother you may go, thank you for watching Lady (y/n) while I-", Thor was so shocked with the scene he has just seen that he didn't realize the Mjölnir wasn't on his hand anymore.

Loki shoved (y/n)'s body to the side, briskly stood and hurriedly walked out of the crime scene, completely ignoring his gobsmacked brother. (y/n) sprawled on the floor, her mouth was opening and closing.

"THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!", (y/n) suddenly yelled loudly, still sprawling on the floor.

It made Thor snap his attention back to (y/n). He walked to her and knelt down, helping her up by wrapping his hand around her shoulders.

"Are you alright Lady (y/n)?", Thor asked softly as he gently tucked her hair behind her ear with his hand. (y/n) only mumbled unclear words, Thor leaning his head closer to her, trying to hear what she said.

"Lady (y/n)?", Thor tilted his head a little, caressing (y/n)'s cheek hoping that it will grab her attention.

(y/n) focused her attention back to her surroundings when she felt someone was caressing her cheek. She blinked and blushed when she saw a pair of gorgeous blue eyes was looking at her curiously. She looked down and gasped loudly when she realized the situation she was in.

"T-t-t-thor, w-what?", Thor smiled softly, releasing his hand from around her shoulder but his other hand still caressing (y/n)'s cheek.

"I believe that you've met my brother, Loki. And, I apologize for his harsh treatment to you Lady (y/n)", (y/n) gasped again when she remembered the scandalous incident a few minutes ago.

"Why am I still in this crazy dream? I never knew that we can sleep in a dream. This is such a long dream", (y/n) closed her eyes and pinched her hand, hoping that it will wake her from 'this dream'.

"Ouch! My gawd... this is real.. this isn't a freakin' dream", (y/n)'s (e/c) eyes glazed with the unshed tears

"Why are you hurting yourself, Lady (y/n)?!", Thor stopped caressing (y/n)'s cheek and looked at her with a confused look.

"It's just.. I want to make sure that I really am not dreaming... I-I don't know how to get back to where I came from... I'm scared, Thor", (y/n) sniffed, tears streaming down her cheeks like a river.

Thor hugged her with his arms around her back, gently rubbing it to comfort her. (y/n) wrapped her hands around his back and buried her face on his shoulder, silently cursing Mike with words that could make a sailor blushes.

"Don't worry, Lady (y/n), you are welcome to stay here. Well, I believe that you must be famished, lets go", Thor reassured her, he stood slowly with his hands still wrapped around (y/n), pulling her up with him.

(y/n) nodded her head and slowly pulled away from his embrace. She looked up and smiled at Thor, Thor smiled back and wiped the tears on her cheeks.

"Shall we?", Thor gave his hand, (y/n) blushed a little as she took his hand. Thor grasped her hand and gently squeezed it, escorting to the dinning hall.

"Ugh, I probably should have call you Prince Thor... I'm sorry...", (y/n) meekly said while Thor laughed with his booming voice.

"No, it's alright, I don't mind it Lady (y/n). You may call me that when we're alone. After all, you don't want your tongue to get cut right?", Thor joked lightly, oblivious to the horror look that plastered on (y/n)'s face.

(y/n) stopped walking, her face went as pale as ghost. Thor turned his head to look at her when he felt that she stopped walking.

"Haha I was just joking Lady (y/n). I won't let your tongue get cut. I promise", Thor chuckled softly when he felt (y/n) smacked his arm lightly.

"Thor, don't make me smack you with my hammer", (y/n) narrowed her eyes and then giggled when she saw a shocked look on Thor's face.

-2-

After (y/n) and Thor were done eating, they went to the throne hall when Odin requested Thor to bring (y/n) to meet him.

"Father", Thor bowed his head while (y/n) knelt down in front of The King and Queen as she was instructed by Thor. (y/n) stood after Odin gestured (y/n) to rise but kept her eyes looking at the floor.

"Who are you, maiden? Why and how did you come to Asgard?", Odin asked with his booming voice while (y/n) was fidgeting where she stood. Thor gently pat her back.

"Err I'm (y/n l/n), Milord. I'm not sure why I'm here. I also am not sure how I come to Asgard. I remember that I was reading a comic and feeling sleepy when I was halfway to finish it. So, I decided to sleep on my sofa and when I woke up.. I was here", (y/n) answered softly, still looking at the floor.

"Then I met her when a Garm attacked her. After that, more Garms were attacking us. One wounded me but lady (y/n) saved my life by hurling her hammer at it and burning the rest with her hammer's lightning bolt", Thor added, (y/n) turned her head and smiled at Thor. Frigga smiled when she looked at the interactions between his son and the maiden.

"How come you have a power similar to my son, maiden?", Odin looked at (y/n) with a raised brow.

"Ughhh I'm not sure about it Milord...", (y/n) was anxiously biting her lower lip and rubbing her hand.

"Come here maiden. Grab my hands, I shall know your power", Odin demanded while (y/n) fearfully looked up then turned her head at Thor, asking for help. Thor smiled and nodded his head.

(y/n) bit her lips and slowly walked to the Odin's throne, grasping Odin's hands when she was right in front of him.

Odin's and (y/n)'s intertwined hands glowed in white light for a while before it changed into sky blue then to indigo blue. Odin's eyes widened a bit while (y/n) bit her lips even more when she saw Odin's expression. After the light dimmed and gone, (y/n) pulled her hands and backed away a little.

"How is it my husband?", Frigga said for the first time after Thor and (y/n) walked in.

"Hmm I never expected that. It seems that you really aren't from here but you have Asgardian's blood in your veins. And your power.. You are the Goddess of Replication", Odin and Frigga looked at (y/n) with a mix expressions of surprised and awe.

"Ughhh it seems like not only I'm a copy-cat in the other world but in Asgard too. Wonderful", (y/n) mumbled to herself, shaking her head in disbelief.

-3-

"Oi John Cena, why did you leave your door unlocked like that? Now, who's the careless as fuck human, huh?", Mike stood in (y/n)'s apartment foyer with a box of pizza in hand. He changed his shoes with one of the navy blue house slippers.

"JOHN CENA?! WHERE ARE YOU?! IT'S PIZZA TIME!", Mike shouted in the top of his lungs. He knew that (y/n) will jumping up and down like always when he said the word 'Pizza'.

Mike raised his eyebrows when he heard nothing, not even the damn song Happy by Pharrell Williams. Because she will always play it as the background song every time she feels ecstatic about something. She is weird that way but amusing nonetheless.

Mike knew that something was wrong, oh so very wrong. Because he knew that the word 'Pizza' never failed to make the woman screamed in joy. Ever.

Mike cautiously walked to the living room. He saw her phone on the side table (which is really weird because she always brings it to literally everywhere) and the comic's book on her black leather sofa. Mike put the box of pizza beside (y/n)'s phone and went to search her inside the apartment, hoping that she was not planning a prank for him again.

On the bedroom negative. The bathroom, the library, the office room, the guest room and laundry's room were also negative.

Now, Mike felt that something was indeed wrong. Because, usually she hide on one of that places, waiting for him to come and performing whatever prank that was on her mind.

Mike walked back to the living room and grabbed the comic to read it. He read with a confused look when he saw the first few pages were different from the one he had edited a few days ago.

"Huh? There is a new character here... WHAT. THE. HECK.", Mike practically shouted the last part as he saw the new character called herself '(y/n)'. Mike read and read until he stopped at the white blank page after page 45.

"What the hell (y/n) did to the comic!", Mike unceremoniously threw the comic on the floor in frustration.

Suddenly, the comic was glowing with a weird grayish blue light. He cautiously grabbed it and it opened itself to the page 46.

"What the actual fuck is happening here?", Mike whispered as his widened eyes watched the comic drew itself little by little.

"I hope that I can go home. I miss Pharrell Williams' song (Happy) and pizza. I even miss the lousy git, Mike. Ughhh I also hope that I'm not changing anything by my presence here. Man, Mr. Stan Lee and Mr. Jack Kirby will definitely kill me if I did change the story", (y/n) mumbled to herself again.

"Maiden?", Odin asked, looking at her with a disapproving look for ignoring him.

"Lady (y/n)", Thor called (y/n) softly as to not scare her any further as he walked to where she stood.

"Ugh is it means that I just broke the fourth wall? My gawd, I'm amazing.. but not as amazing as the 'Amazing Spiderman' hehe", (y/n) giggled softly, starting to scare the others that were on the room. Even the mighty Odin was fidgeting a little on his throne's seat.

"Lady (y/n), are you alright?", now Thor stood beside (y/n), looking at her with a confused look when he heard her giggling again.

"My gawd! I'm as amazing as Deadpool bae!", (y/n) laughed loudly at that then stopped when she felt a hand on her shoulder. She grabbed said hand in reflex and then turned to face the other direction, pulling the owner of the hand over her shoulder.

Frigga gasped loudly, that made (y/n) snapped out of her reverie. (y/n) looked down and saw that Thor was sprawling on the floor. He looked at her with an astonished look, jaw-dropping and eyes slightly widening with a blank look.

Mike laughed like a madman. He laughed so hard that he fell from the sofa to the floor. Tears was streaming on his cheeks, his hands were holding his sides as he gasping for air. He couldn't help it, really. That scene was absolutely and utterly priceless.

"Hahaha she should be a WWE wrestler instead of a freakin' engineer"

-To be continued-

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