So I replied to this post on Tumblr that said "What would you wish for if you knew the answer was 'yes'?" And I was all like OBVIOUSLY sex and/or marriage with 20 fictional men. Though, I knew not who these men were, I had a general idea which characters I liked, so I made this list. Making lists IS a scared art form to us females, after all. If it pleases and sparkles.....ANYWAY, I needed to post is somewhere since all my notes on my phone keep mysteriously vanishing. It's not a "story" so, eh, you can "read" it, but so help me if you comment saying it's not a story I will END you. Okay. Okay. ( ^ω^ )
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Twenty Men whom I'd frog:
[in no particular order]
1- Claude Faustus (Kuroshitsuji II)
2- Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji Black Butler)
3- Levi Ackerman (Attack On Titan)
4- Jean Kirschtein (Attack on Titan)
5- Erwin Smith (Attack on Titan)
6- Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
7- Tahno (Avatar: The Legend of Korra)
8- General Iroh II (Avatar: The Legend of Korra)
9- Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
10- Edward Cullen [HELL YEA I WOULD AND SO WOULD ALL YOU HATERZ] (Twilight)
11- Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)
12- Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia)
13- Kaname Kuran (and while we're at it lets make it a three way with Hanabusa so he can get it in with straight Kaname vicariously through me) (Vampire Knight)
14- Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)
15- Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
16- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
17- Dimitri (Anastasia)
18- Tony Stark (Iron Man)
19- Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)
20- L Riyuzaki (Death Note)

Additional guys I like and would also copulate with

- Ray Pember (Death Note)
- Zero (Vampire Knight)
- Alois Trancy (if he swings for both teams because he's certainly not straight) (Black Butler)
- Vincent Phantomhive (Black Butler)
- Felix Wolfe (my character Seventh Sin)
- Thomas O'Brien (my character Reality Check)
- Bolin (Legend of Korra)
- Mako (Legend of Korra)
- Sokka (Avatar the last Airbender)
- Prince Eric (the little mermaid)
- ALADDIN (who wouldn't?)
- the hot redhead from Yamada's first time
- Wesley from the princess bride
- the Prince from enchanted
- Tom Riddle
- Phoebus (the sun god haha)
- every Dracula version ever (even hotel Transylvania)
- Carter Pewterschmidt
- Glen Quagmire
- Lestat (the vampire chronicles)
- Louis (despite his centuries of whining)
- Asami Sato (not a guy but everybody has their one bisexual crush)
- HARRY OSBORNE HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET YOU.

I'll think of more. Trust me.

REAL GUYS I LIKE:

- Ian sumerholder
- Chase Crawford
- Zac Efron
- The Franco's
- JAMES MARSDEN OMG
- Lucky Blue Smith
- Hiro Mizushima
- Kazuki Kitiyama
- Tom Felton
- Rob Pattinson
- Zyan Malik
- Bobby Kennedy (rip)
- the nazi from shindlers list (*not* nazis irl tho.. So basically Ralph Fines)
- Ben Barnes
- Evan peters
- Robert downy jr.
- LUKE EVANS HOLY HELL
-my math professor
- Jackson rathbone
- Seth McFarlane
- Sofia Vergara (also applicable to the "everybody gets one" rule.)
- Dane Dehaan