Mina sat on the train, Jirou's guitar in hand. She'd borrowed it in hopes of learning how to play, but sadly procrastination got in the way, and she'd hardly strummed the instrument during the two weeks she'd had it, and all the YouTube videos she'd watched about playing guitar were practically useless to her. After all, who could learn notes and all that jazz when there wasn't someone in front of her to specifically point them out? (There was actually, that's the whole point of YouTube music lessons, but Mina simply refused to hear any of it.) So, now she sat on the train to Jirou's house, going to return her guitar as she had a show on that weekend.

Mina stood and daydreamed, the guitar strap wrapped around her as she held onto the bar to steady herself when a girl came up to her.

"Uhhhh- Hi! You're a U.A. student right? You were really cool during the sports festival! Too bad you didn't get very far."

Mina perked up, realising a fan and quickly threw on her absolutely iconic bisexual charm that she had learned from her lovely friend, Kaminari.

"You think so? Thanks! Didn't think a pretty lady like you would be my fan!" - just like they had practiced, Kami would be proud :,).

The girl went slightly red and Mina couldn't help but realise how cute she really was. Pretty (Colour) hair, a cute face, a nice body and she seemed to have a good personality.

"Do you uh- do you play? I've always wanted to learn but I've never been able to find a good teacher." The girl pointed at the guitar strapped around her chest. Mina, still stuck in a daze, looking at the girl had muttered a "Uh-huh." And the girl smiled a little more. "Really? You should teach me!" Mina felt her heart drop to her stomach and couldn't help but start to think with her absolutely massive dick. (Yeah I fuckin know Mina prolly doesn't have a dick but listen— she's a teenager and she has big dick energy and that's the dick that COUNTS.)

"Yeah, sure! I'd love to!"

Could Mina play the guitar? Absolutely fucking not. The simple strum of a guitar reminded her of her laziness and inability to stick with something that took so much patience; but that didn't matter right now. All that mattered was getting this pretty girl's number and telling Kami that she had scored a girl before he did.

"Oh my god- thank you so much! Here lemme just-" The girl took a book from her bag and ripped a small piece of paper out, grabbed a pen and scribbled something down. "Here! That's my number. Make sure you call me, okay?" Mina nodded and looked down at the paper.

'xxx-xxxx-xxx - (Name) (Last Name) ;)'

"Ah! This is my stop! Guess I'll see you later, Alien Queen!" The girl smiled, waved and quickly hopped off the train.

Mina watched her go before looking back down at the piece of paper and she couldn't help but jump with joy.

"Yes!! Take that Kami!!"

And then she realised the predicament she was in.

Before she knew it, she was off the train and practically sprinting to Jirou's house. If anyone could teach her to play the guitar in time to impress a girl she'd just met it was the musical genius of Class 1-A.

She knocked on her friend's door impatiently, tapping her foot against the ground and twisting the ring on her finger nervously.

After what seemed like an eternity, a very dishevelled, still-in-her-pyjamas Jirou opened the door.

"Mina- You said you wouldn't be here for another hour." She muttered, rubbing sleep from her eyes.

Mina smiled, "Yeah! I got up early and decided to get an early bus!"

Jirou grumbled something not too polite under her breath but invited the pink girl inside anyway. She ran upstairs to get changed quickly and left Mina in her sitting room.

Mina stares in awe at all the musical instruments littered around the room. Drums, guitars, ukuleles, even a fucking trombone in one corner. Jirou could hardly play all these instruments when Mina didn't have the patience to learn even one.

Jirou walked back in, sporting her usual goth get up.

"You couldn't even change your gemo aesthetic on an occasion as special as me coming to your house? That's like the queen visiting! Next thing you'll tell me you didn't put out the fine china for my dinner!"

"You're not even staying for dinner!"

"That's besides the point!"

Jirou flopped down on her couch with a loud 'oomph'.

"So? Did you master the guitar?"

Mina scratched her head and gave a nervous smile.

"Uh, no? In my defence, I was super busy!"

"Oh yeah? Doing what?" Jirou smirked at her, clearly seeing straight through the pink girl.

"...Kami was teaching me how to get in a boyfriend and or girlfriend..."

"That idiot? He's never had a relationship in his life!"

Both girls broke into laughter at the comment.

"Yo, Jirou. How long did it take you to learn the guitar?"

"Uh, like six months to learn all the chords, and about a year to get actually good at switching fast and everything."

Mina groaned.

"Think you can teach me how to do all that in two weeks?"

Jirou's mouth fell open and sleepy eyes widened in shock.

"You did nothing to learn by yourself in a week and now you want me to teach you everything in two weeks? Like hell. It can't be done. Plus, what's this new spur of interest?"

"Uh... I might've met a pretty girl on the train and I might've promised her that I'd give her guitar lessons."

Jirou put her head in her hands and sighed, leaning back against the couch and wishing her friend wasn't so desperate to get in a relationship.

"Yeah, fine, whatever. I'll help you get some girl. I'm not gonna go easy on you though!"

Mina cheered and threw herself on top of the other girl and squeezed her tightly.

"Yes! Thank you so much you're my best friend in the whole entire world!"