Aizawa: *has his hand on Urufugāru's head* She's been in my class for not even a day and if anyone hurts her, I will kill both 1-A and 1-B then myself.

Bakugo/Dabi: *thumbs up*

Everyone else: ...

~☆~

Mic: Aizawa. You can't just adopt a student who has a mother.

Aizawa: You can if the mother is abusive and a bitch.

Mic: ...

Aizawa: ...

Urufugāru: Well he's not wrong-

~☆~

All Might: Um... Aizawa... I thought you were a cat person.

Aizawa: *allowing Urufugāru to sleep against him* I am. But this is a 15/10 dog daughter.

~☆~

Aizawa: *runs over to Urufugāru, who was crying* Ruru! *on his right knee, hugging her* Who's ass am I beating?

~☆~

Urufugāru: *wearing a shirt that says "I'm lost, give me to scarf dad"*

Aizawa: *wearing a shirt that says "I am scarf dad"*

~☆~

Urufugāru: *holding a cat* Daaaaad! *tail is wagging*

Aizawa: *had at least nine cats on him* Yes.

Urufugāru: I love you.

~☆~

Urufugāru: Mom. I have a new dad now.

Urufugāru's mom: Who the fu- *sees Aizawa*

Aizawa: I'm adopting your daughter. Go get a job and a life.

Urufugāru: *flips both middle fingers up*

~☆~

Ms. Joke: Aw! Aizawa! You adopted Urufugāru? Who's her mom?

Aizawa: Me.

Ms. Joke: But-

Aizawa: I'm a married man, please stop flirting with me. *left with Urufugāru* Come on Ruru. We're getting icecream.

~☆~

Aizawa: *points at some anime attracted perv* Don't talk to me or my daughter again.

Urufugāru: *behind Aizawa*