So I was reading my copy of Death Note during lunch, and I was sitting with friends, and, the school consular of all people walked over and asked what I was reading. I showed her the cover and she was like what's it about

I was stuttering, after all, how does someone give a summery of Death Note to the person who is supposed to be watching over the mental sake of children (and given how many real life court cases Death Note has inspired)

So I was just like "it's um... its about a high school student... and he found a notebook...."
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So Aalto just went out with it and was like "the notebook kills whoevers name is written in it will die. Within the first twenty four hours of having the notebook, he quite literally goes insane and believes he can become a god from knocking off criminals and creating his perfect vision of a new would."

Then Emma was like "they die forty seconds later if no cause of death is specified. Oh! And there's a death god named Ryuk that stalks the guy around."

"And then there's a guy who's name is a letter," was Roni's input.

And the school consular just stared at us and was like "that's... interesting..." and she hurried out