Hizashi was sat next to Shouta as he stared at the class door like a puppy. Saiseu had yet to enter.

He slipped his phone out.

-where r u?-

-Use correct grammar and I will walk through that door or slip through the window.-

-Fine, fine. Where are you?-

"I am here, Cock-a-two." Hizashi shrieked as Saiseu appeared behind him.

He turned around in his seat to see a bored Saiseu, who waved. "You're alive!"

"Sadly. My quirk does not want me to disappear so I am stuck with you." Saiseu drawled as she slipped into the chair next to him and away from Shouta. "Morning, Shota-Con."

"Bitch breath."

"Small dick."

"Levia-prick."

"Child humper."

Hizashi groaned and slammed his head onto his desk, muttering in slight hatred. Saiseu stayed quiet at his mutters and began stroking his hair.

"Cock-a-two..." Saiseu whined, rustling her fingers through his hair.

"What...?" Hizashi whined back as Shouta glared at the both of them.

"Don't be hateful..." Saiseu whined, pouting. "That's my job."

Hizashi chuckled at straightened up as their teacher walked in. He trained his ears to hear while Shouta and Saiseu were having a death glare battle. Hizashi stood up with the rest of the class, dragging the two hateful children with him.

The class was standing outside on a field as the teacher talked, pointing at a random studant to do something.

Shouta and Saiseu were close to ripping each others throats out.

"Yamada-Kun, you're up."

Hizashi grinned as he walked up, lifting a small baseball in front of his face. "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Saiseu stood calmly as everyone crouched down holding their ears. Her ear drums popped as blood fell down the side of her face.

The baseball flew through the air as disapeared from everyone's sight.

Everyone stood up again as Saiseu silently suffered.

"You OK there, Shifts?" Hizashi asked as he walked over, spotting the blood.

Smoke began pouring out of her ears as she puffed her cheeks up and stared into the distance. "What, you said something?"

Hizashi waited until the smoke stopped before talking.

Saiseu shook her head, getting rid of extra blood. "Thank the quirk lords for healing."

"Gurien-Chan. Your turn."

Saiseu took a few steps towards the new ball before turning to face Hizashi.

"I will set the bugs of mine on you the second you scream like that again near me." She threatened.

Hizashi rapidly nodded.

Saiseu stood in the area she was supposed to and lifted the small, sighing as she tested her shoulder.

"Sensei."

"Yes, Gurien-Chan?"

"I will need someone to pop my shoulder back on and hold it."

"Wh-"

The ball was chucked through the air as a sickening crack sounded, Saiseu's arm following the launched ball. Everyone gaped as the ball fell into the streets a few blocks away, Saiseu's arm barely a meter away from her.

Hizashi dry heaved as blood kept falling from Saiseu's arm socket.

"Someone get over here," Saiseu ordered and she fetched her arm, making Hizashi actually puke as it waved. "Shota-Con, you can help. For once."

Shouta nodded, glaring as he snatched the arm. They both crouched to the floor, Saiseu sitting, as Shouta held the arm.

"Keep it as close as possible, maybe put the bone into the socket if you can."

Hizashi puked again.

Shouta and the rest of the class watched as smoke erupted from the arm socket, quickly fusing the skin back together and adding the arm to the limb.

"Let's hope you never do that again..." Shouta muttered, staring as Saiseu easily rolled her shoulder like it never fell off.

"To bad, it is in the quirk needs. Sometimes I need to out my entire lower half back on once I leave my Leviathan form."

Hizashi began crying like a whimp as he walked over to Saiseu, sitting infront of her and putted his head on her shoulder. The one that did not pop off.

"Stop crying, you big baby." Saiseu said as the sensei pointed at Shouta to take his turn.

"That was gross!..." Hizashi cried as Saiseu stood up and slowly led him away from the annoyence she called Shouta.

"OK, OK, Cock-a-two. Now stop crying." Saiseu snapped.

"OK..." Hizashi whimpered as he left Saiseu's shoulder, his glasses messed up and tilted on his face. "Only if we go to my house today, I got someone I want you to meet."

"For the last time, I am not meeting your mother."

"It is not my mom!"

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"This is Steve."

The bird and Shouta stared at each other as Hizashi held another on his head.

"And this is Timmy."

Steve was currently on Saiseu's shoulder so Shouta was getting rather close to her. He seemed to hate both of the birds.

"Steve, Shota-Con. Both of you stop." Saiseu snapped as the bird listened straight away, nuzzling her face.

Shouta merely glared as he held a cat that he picked up on the way, saying something about needing more food.

Saiseu lifted a hand for Steve to crawl onto a finger, which he did. "I feel like a bird lady."

"Better than a cat lady!" Steve chirped in a croaky voice, surprising everyone.

"Um... Hizashi, does Steve have any quirks you know about?" Shouta asked, clutching the cat in his arms protectively.

"No." Hizashi muttered. He held Timmy in the same way Shouta held his cat.

Saiseu turned to look at Hizashi, allowing Steve to sit on her head. "I am stealing Steve. Forever."

Hizashi merely nodded, not wanting to get in an arguement about a possible quirked bird.

Saiseu slipped out the window as she stole a couple bags of bird feed.

"What the actual fu-"

"Don't swear in front of Timmy."

---

"You still have Steve?"

Saiseu nodded as Steve chirped, looking happy on her head. They sat in class, facing the front as Hizashi tried to stroke his feathers.

"Fuck off, Cock-a-two." Steve said.

Saiseu wheezed proudly as Hizashi looked mortified. Shouta sat next to Saiseu that day as someone else stole his chair, lazily watching the exchange.

His eyes were trained on Saiseu for a second to long, for him, as he watched her laugh. He blinked slightly before scowling.

"Stupid woman."

"The fuck did you say!?"

"The fuck did you say!?"

"Steve!"

"Cock-a-two, Cock-a-two!"

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