HOW TO :
SURVIVE AT THE MOVIES 101.
'DO's AND 'DON'T's LIST APPEARS!
brought only to u by kaz.
( ye im back. part 2 will be soon. )

Earthquake

don't be the mom who gapes at the screen and accidentally falls asleep halfway through the movie with an open mouth and let flies enter it.
PROTIP : get some nap, will you?

Thunderstorm

your phone dies right before the movie starts, making you unable to snap a picture of the tickets to show off. in desperation, you bite the cable as you try to re-charge the phone.
PROTIP : bring a powerbank. don't be thunderstorm. you look stupid and the idea is ridiculous.

Cyclone

don't be that annoying boi™ who screams during a movie scene at a character. don't raise your hands or stand up during a movie. don't get smacked by the mom.
PROTIP : leave the annoying kid- it's better to take them watch a pirated movie instead.

Blaze

don't laugh at a particular scene and wheeze for the next 30 minutes. don't even start throwing fireballs at the screen when it gets your angry mood up. don't start a mass fire.
PROTIP : tie their hands.
(i better not see k*nk comments here)

Ice

don't be that person who orders the Velvet cinematic tickets and fall asleep the second your head hits the pillow. a waste of money and formal tuxedos.
PROTIP : what's the point of ordering velvet?

Thorn

the child that gets their innocence ruined and doesn't even know it. watches every violent scene with interest. immidiately practices it once they get home from the movie. intense want to kill antagonist.
PROTIP : barney the movie is better.

Solar

don't be that one person who spoils the movie because you've watched/predicted how its going to end. don't be that one person who spends 5 hours looking for cinema fashion-worthy pair of turtlenecks.
PROTIP : don't spoil or the whole discord server is going to yeet you to the sun.

Fang

don't be that one person who steps right in and out of the cinema and gets swarmed by fans because you sound exactly the same.
PROTIP : suffer.

Gopal

craving. sweets. dinner in the cinema. crying because the security's dragging you out of the theatre for sneaking out a hawaiin pizza, 2 ltr. of diet zero coke and a plastic bowl of nachos. goodluck surviving and getting sued.
PROTIP : get a bigger bag.

Cattus

meow.
PROTIP : don't bring a cat.

Yaya

don't be that person who bakes inedible cookies and shares them with everyone. don't be the girl who panics and calls all the authorities like it's the government press meeting on saturdays. just don't be yaya's cookies.
PROTIP : aren't popcorns better?

Ying

don't talk so fast, watch so fast. take your watch off and witness the harnasing sun on your face. don't bring your glowing shoes to the cinema. don't distract anyone and sob.
PROTIP : no light-up glowing shoes.

Kaizo

don't be abang kassim.
PROTIP : be like kaizo. BE kaizo.