hello, author here so i had a little incident with a friedn today, i was basically thirsty ok? so i bent down still sitting to get my water bottle under the chair(this day i had to share a table with someone else bc the grade lower than me is in the class bc it is activity day ofc)my lips touched my friends arm(not intentional) 

my friend:" ayo what are you doing?"

me:"just getting my water bottle"

I say as i pull up my water bottle

boboiboy:" wow thats weird"

me:"i know"

boboiboy:" also, are you abusing the fact that you dont need to publish daily anymore?"

me:"no, i forgot about wattpad(whoopsie)"

boboiboy:" werent you literally telling your friend about how you got 9 followers on wattpad and was very happy some months ago?"

me:"yeah..?"

boboiboy:"you now have 10 followers"

me:"WAIT WHAT!?"

i check my follower count

me:"OMG  DO HAVE 10 FOLLOWERS OMG OM GTHANK YOUUUU"

boboiboy:" oh man"

me:"IMMA MAKE CHAPTERS RIGHT AWAY!!!"

i take out my phone and look at my ideas in there for chapters

boboiboy:" excited much?"

me:"OF COURSE I AM DUHHH YOU WOULDNT GET IT YOU HAVE MILLIONS FOLLOWING YOU!!"

boboiboy:" uh well..."

me:"YOU GOT SO FAMOUS PEOPLE MAKE FANFICTS AND ONESHOTS ALL ABOUT YOU!!(including me)"

boboiboy:" uh"

me:"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THIS BOOK IS A ONESHOT ABOUT YOU AND YET I PUT MY SILLY ANGST HERE OMG IMMA UNPUBLISH THOSE SOMEDAY ITS TOO CRINGE!!"

boboiboy:" i thought they were rants?"

me:"YES THEY ARE RANTS BUT MAN THIS IS ABOUT YOU NOT ME!!"

boboiboy:" ok..?"

date published:3/21/24

date made:3/21/24