Hello author here so i am planning on telling my age but i am not to sure about it ye-

Before author could finish a random dog with a long nose says

Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"

Wait NO-

Before i could finish the dog pressed a button which opens a door and the elemens come in

Guys.. no please i dont want any drama, pls dont tell my age...

Solar laughed at authors words

Solar:"yeah? And i dont care, you literally made an angst all about ori forgetting me!"

L-look i-i ca-can fi-x i-it i can de-delete i-it

Solar:"and i know you wont, GO TTM!"

solar said before ttm(trio trouble makers) go inside and go to author

GUYS WAIT-

before author could finish cyclone made a tornado and blowed author into it

AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Thorn:"heehee, GEMPA TELL AUTHORS AGE!!!"

thorn shouted

Gempa:"AUTHORS AGE IS-"

before gempa could finish author started shouting

DONT TELL DONT TELL YOU LITTLE ELEMENTS I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE A BOOK ALL ABOUT WHERE YOUR PRECIOUS ORI D!3S AND YOU GUYS ARE THE CAUSE!!!

Elements:"..."

YEAH FEAR ME!!!

Before author could finish the dog went back

Long nose dog:"LET ME HELP YOU FOR IT!!"

tbe dog said before clicking a button which apeared to be a garbage disposal

Elements:"oooo a garbage disposal ey?'

The elements said looking at author

No guys please, what i said before was just a joke! Dont take any of those seriously PLEASE!

Halilinator:"do it"

Cyclone:"with pleasure"

NOO PLEASEE

before autgor could say more cyclone put author in a garbage disposal

AAAAHHHH

gempa:"FINALLY I CAN EXPOSE AUTHORS AGE!!!"

elements not including gempa:'YAYAYYYYYY

gempa:"authors age is....."

Before gempa could finish author ran back

STOPPP!!

Author shouted, stopping them from exposing author, even though author was covered in trash

Blaze:"HHAHAHAHAA AUTHOR IS COVERED IN TRASH!!!"

thorn and cyclone:"AHAHHAHAHAHAh"

Shut *huff* up *huff* you little gremlins *huff* i will make a *huff* book about your *huff* precious ori dying and you guys going back to  *huff* rettak'ka you *huff* gremlins

Author said, shocking the elements

???:"oh i dont think so"

Author turned around to see.. star

Star? What are you doing? Your on my side right..?

Star:"in your dreams"

Star said chuckling

YOU TRAITOR!

star:"sorry not sorry"

Star said, before running and practically throwing author in the trash disposal

STAR I WILL END YOUUUUUU

Was all they heard when auther fell

Star:"close the door, QUICKLY!"

star said

Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"

The dog said before closing the door

Star:"EXPOSE AUTHOR!! QUICKLYYY"

Gempa:"oh yeah! Thanks authors age is..."

Gempa was about to finish but got interrupted by author

NOT SO FAST GEMPA!

author shouted, as author fell down the vent

I WONT LET ANY OF YOU GUYS EXPOSE ME!

Author shouted, before star pushed author in the trash disposal

Star:"can someone like you know, block the vents?"

Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"

The dog said before pressing another button which closed all the vents and walls

Gempa:"authors age is..."

Which is interrupted by author again

YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT! BUT IM THE AUTHOR I HAVE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING, I CAN CLIMB ANYTHING I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN MY BOOKS! I CONTROL EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS

author said, holding her phone and typing

Star:"oh no..."

MY AUTHOR POWERS ARE GOING TO BEAT ALL OF YOU GUYS UP!

Star:"RUN!"

oh no you dont!

Author said, before using author powers to get up clean and uses author powers again to make everyone umable to use their legs

Star:"oh no..."

OH YESSS

Star:"we are doomed..."

Yes you are

Star:"wait a minute..."

Hm?

Star:"author is the irl version of me, meaning i ALSO HAVE AUTHOR POWERS!"

Star said, before taking her phone out and using it to take away my phone and thus taking away my author powers

STARRR

star:"heehe"

Star uses author powers to teleport author into a white room

Gempa:"authors age is 11 FINALLY I GOT TO SAY IT!!"

star:"the same numbers as authors followers currently too!"

Star makes author go back without phone

You guys exposed my age, didnt you?

Gempa:"yup 11 year old!"

Star:"heehee"

I hate you guys for eternity, and i am making the elements angst

Elements:"pls nooo"

Fine, if my comment gets more likes than this chapter i am making the angst, and if this chapter gets more votes, well i am not making it, also, if its a tie then I'll just use a wheel, this ends when april is done!

Elements:"PLS READERS DONT LIKE THE AUTHORS COMMENT!!"

PLEASE DO!

Elements:"NO PLEASE"

END OF CHAPTER SUCKERSS(Talking to the elementz)

Elements:"NOOOOO"

date finished:3/30/24
Date published:3/31/24

edit: hello, author here, so basically, i JUST found out i got 3 more followers last friday!!! OMG THIS IS SHOCKING!!!! and also if you are wondering why i didnt notice before that is because i was visiting a friend in the mountains for 3 days! i am back home now!! and also there was peso wifi(peso wifi is basically paying like 5 pesos for some wifi, and peso is the philippino currency) but i didnt get any bc i have alot of offline games so i had no need for wifi, and yeah, you cant check wattpad notifications offline lol