The Boatem crew were awake and doing their daily routines. Scar was whistling to himself before he got a mischievous idea that might annoy his crew or give them a good laugh. "Hey crew" Scar said. "Yeah?" Mumbo asked curiously. "Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water" Scar said with a smirk.

The four immediately rolled their eyes. "Bad Scar no cookies" Pearl said annoyed. "Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope" Scar said. "Who thought it was a good idea to let him learn this!" Impulse yelled. They were all getting annoyed, even Jellie. 'The audacity my own cat hates my dad jokes' Scar thought with a pout.

"Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk" Scar said. "Can I slap some sense into him?" Grian asked. "I'm so good at fixing things, my motto is, "If it is broke, I'll still fix it"" Scar said. "I am about to cause murder" Pearl said and Jellie meowed. "Where did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom" Scar said. "Scar por favor no!" Impulse said. "Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct" Scar said.

"I am done" Mumbo said and left to go sleep in his coffin. "You just annoyed Mumbo, to the point he left..." Grian said. "Hope you are proud of yourself mister" Impulse said, in a dad tone. "Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done" Scar said. "Scar no!" Grian yelled. "What do sirens use to wash their fins? Tide" Scar said. "Gem will take offense to that" Pearl said. "Of course Gem is on your mind right now" Impulse said. "What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business" Scar said.

"I am going to be like a Mumbo and leave" Grian said and left. "Another one is gone" Impulse said. "What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf" Scar said. "I wont even shame you for that as I love wolves" Pearl said. "What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Star fish" Scar said. "Oh God, what did I do to deserve this?" Impulse asked to the sky. "Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump" Scar said. "I hate this so much" Pearl said annoyed, she was tempted to leave but didn't want to be a quitter.

"I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did" Scar said. Jellie meowed annoyed and left to go to sleep. "You even made your poor cat leave too!" Impulse yelled. "What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?" Scar asked. "I don't know Scar" Pearl said. "You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tunw" Scar said. "Wait...What about the pot of glue?" Impulse asked. "I knew you'd get stuck on that" Scar said.

"Kill me" Pearl said. "I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body" Scar said. "Callarse la boca" Impulse mumbled. "Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan"" Scar said. "Get that stupid smirk off your face and shut your mouth!" Pearl yelled. "How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side" Scar said. "What are storm troopers?" Impulse asked.

"Something I made up" Scar said and the two nod. "The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am" Scar said. "Enough please" Impulse said, basically begging for the vex hybrid to stop. "Why did the egg have a day off? Because it was Fryday" Scar said. "Okay that's it! You won Scar, I am done!" Impulse yelled and stormed off. "Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago. I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap. Did you know courdury pillows are in style? They're making headlines" Scar said.

"You think you can get rid of me? I like to you fucking try!" Pearl said, her voice filled with determination. 'Ooooh a challenge huh' Scar thought. "Did you hear about the fragile myth? It was busted. What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? Short. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it" Scar said. The dove hybrid raised an eyebrow. "That's the best you got?" Pearl asked. The vex hybrid smirks.

"What's a skeleton's favorite type of road? A dead end. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, just a little wine. How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He's a really big dill. Why is sausage bad for you? It brings out the Wurst in people" Scar said. "Is that all you got, friend?" Pearl asked. "Oh no I've much more up my sleeve" Scar said.

After some more dad jokes, Scar finally gave up. "Fine! You won! I surrender!" Scar said and puts his hands up. "Good" Pearl said proudly. "Now no more dad jokes for the rest of the day, got it?" Pearl asked. "Got it ma'am!" Scar said quickly. "Good" Pearl said and pats Scar's head. "Here I thought I was the captain" Scar mumbled. "Oh you are still, but sometimes even sometimes the crew can have an upper hand on the captain" Pearl said and went to see what the guys were doing.

Author's Note: Scar with his dad jokes and the crew absolutely annoyed