Lmao sorry for never updating this story! Have some shitposts.
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Someone: What's the worst part about being a dad?
Kurogiri: The kids
[Morning]
Kurai , t-posing in the doorway: good morning, parental figure
Kurogiri: good morning, emo child
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Kiritana, just Done™️ with them all: Get out, all of you, before you make me fucking swear in front of Eri!
Eri : *gaaaasp* Kiritana!
Kiritana, blinking: ...Shit.
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Kiritana: Hey Eri, did you know that "thot" means "thoughtful person"? Eri: No, thank you for letting me know!
Later
Eri: Thanks for helping me with this organization, (y/n), you're such a thot.
(Y/n, wheezing: I'm a wHAT?!?
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Kurai: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal in some places is because some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're not making that illegal, are we?
Shiro: What is wrong with you? Peas are delicious. Y/N: Gay people are delicious too.
Sakura: No dessert for you until you eat all your gays.
Aizawa: What just happened here?
Kiritana: Be quiet and eat your gays.