GET READY FOR DEAF BAKUGOU AND MTF KAMI

ALSO CROSS DRESSING SERO AND KIRI WITH MAKEUP

And Baku with some makeup as a joke.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

DEAR BAKU, MTF KAMI, CROSS DRESSING SERO, AND KIRISHIMA WITH MAKEUP

Some slight Kami x Mina and Sero x Kiri, but barely anything, especially until the end.

Reader pov

"Hey, (C/n)! You wanna hang out after school?" Kaminari asked me. She recently came out as a trans girl over the weekend, so she doesn't have a first name picked out yet.

"Sounds good! Where at? The mall?" I put away my notebooks in my locker and we start walking to the cafeteria.

"Yeah, I need some new clothes. And maybe makeup." She smiles. I know how she feels. She's finally free to express herself the way she wants.

"I was deep cleaning my closet the other day and I still have some clothes from before my transition that seem like they would fit you. You can have them if you want."

"Hell yeah! Do you want all my guy clothes?"

"Sure!" I smile. "Any thoughts on a name yet?" We both grab a lunch and pay for it, walking to an empty table because we didn't see the rest of the Bakusquad.

"I was thinking something like Deko or Deiji. I dunno, what do you think out of those two?"

"I like Deko!" I smile.

She returns my grin and gives me a thumbs up. "That's what I was thinking! It's sorta similar to my birth name, so it'll be easier to transition to. I've had that one in my brain for months, even before I came out."

"It's a good name." I rest my head on my hand, taking a bite of some food.

"I think I'll make that my official name!" She giggles excitedly. I nod and smile widely, exited for her.

"Yeah?"

She nods a lot. "Yeah!"

I chuckle, pulling out my phone and changkng her contact name. "Alright, I'll change your contact name in my phone from Kaminari to Deko with a yellow heart next to it."

"You're the best!"

Someone slams their tray down next to me and I feel a heavy ball of fur- no, hair- against my neck. It was Bakugou laying his face down on my shoulder, his fluffy hair was just all I could feel on the bare skin of my neck. He groans.

"Aww, rough day, Baku?" I ruffle his hair. He looks up and points to his ears.

'I forgot my fucking hearing aids!' He signs. If you don't know sign language, you might be wondering how I knew that he stressed the word "fucking" and the answer is simple. His hand movements got more jagged and his facial expression got angrier.

'Oh, sorry, Baku. Have you been able to understand the lessons so far? I have notes if you need to borrow them.' I sign back.

'That would be great. I can't look away or else I'll miss a sign from Aizawa. So I can't take notes or I could miss something important.'

'I'll give them to you after school. Deko and I are going to the mall if you want to join us.'

'Who's Deko?'

'Kaminari picked her new name.'

'Oh, good for her! Yeah, I'll be there.'

'Cool. Now eat, you'll be using more of your strength during training since you'll have to think more about what they're saying. Especially because only Aizawa and Mic are fluent in sign. All Might is still learning and he's leading the class.'

'You're right.' He kisses me and starts eating. Sero, Kiri and Mina join us so we catch them up to date. We've all been supportive of Kami, but Mina is quite possibly her biggest supporter. Probably because she's glad to have another girl around. She's been really excited to give her tips and help her with her clothes and makeup and all that.

So, when Kami announced that she picked out her name, she squealed. Bakugou covered his ears.

"Stop that!" He yelled. He hasn't completely lost his hearing yet, but in about a year, he will have. He was already eighty percent deaf. He doesn't talk most of the time when he isn't wearing his hearing aids because he hates the sound of his own muffled voice, but if he wants to get his point across, he'll say something using his vocal cords instead of his hands. It's easier to get people's attention. It's also easier for him to understand sign language instead of people talking to him. He says that it sounds like everything is underwater and he has to focus a lot harder than if he was communicating with sign.

"'Sorry, Baku!'" Mina both says and signs. "It is such a pretty name, Deko!" She grabs her hands. "Are we still going to the mall after school?" Kami nods.

"Yeah, I think the whole squad is coming."

"Awesome! We'll make it a group hangout!"

Classes resumed as per usual after lunch was over. And after that, we went to the dorms to change out of the uniform and stopped at Bakugou's house to get his hearing aids. He spends the weekends with his parents and on Mondays, like today, he just comes right from his house instead of going to the dorms. The thing is, he isn't a morning person. So he often wakes up late and forgets things, especially after he's able to sleep in all weekend. And he has a longer walk to school. And if he does forget something, he can't go get it until after the final bell.

When he walks back out, he looks visibly better. He won't admit it, but he's really stressed about losing his hearing, so wearing his hearing aids helps him out with that. No matter how much he complains that they're uncomfortable.

"Better, Baku?" I ask, also signing in case it was better for him.

"Give your hands a rest, I know signing can get pretty tiring." He wraps his arm around my shoulders. "Let's go."

And so we walk to the mall, chatting in smaller groups. Mina and Kami, Kirishima and Sero, Bakugou and I were quiet, but we were together.

"Hey, dumbass. Is something wrong?" He asks. He's genuinely concerned and he says dumbass in the most caring way possible. It started when he was trying to deny that he was even gay, but he had a crush on me so he tried defending his straightness by pushing me away, yidda yadda, long story. But now it's almost like a cute pet name.

"No, nothing is wrong, why?" I look up at him.

"You're not talking to me. So, if there's nothing wrong, or even if there is something wrong, talk to me. I like hearing your voice whenever I can. . ."

"Oh, well, what do you want to talk about?"

"I don't know. . . You've gotten a lot stronger and more tactical during training."

"Have I?" I chuckle. He nods. "I haven't really noticed."

"I have. And so has everyone else. Including the teachers. When we first started dating, you couldn't even make a steady stream. It's only been a couple of months and now you can blow holes through walls with just the moisture in the air. That's impressive."

"I guess so."

"Alright now you talk. Your voice is more pleasant than mine."

"I like your voice!"

"And I like yours."

"Okay then, um. . ." I really don't know what to talk about. "Nice weather. . ."

He laughs at how generic that is. He started laughing a lot more ever since we started dating. He's actually been more cheery all around. He still yells a lot and he's still angry a lot, but around the squad, he's different. He's not putting on an act for the world to see.

"Well, I don't know what to say!" I laugh with him. "We're here anyway."

We walk into the mall as a big group. Mina and Kami are definitely the most excited. That's reasonable.

"Hey, (C/n)?" Kami turns to me. "Before you transitioned, your mom made you wear makeup, right?" I nod. "Do you still know how to do some things? I could use as much help as I can get so if you and Mina can help that would be awesome!"

"Yeah, I'd be happy to help!" I offer.

"Thank you so much!" She smiles really widely.

We go into a store that specifically sells skin care products and makeup. "Okay, Deko! I think you'd be one of the few people who can pull off yellow eyeshadow! Usually, if you want to do bright colors, it works best with darker skin tones, but I think yellow would bring out your eyes."

Mina continues to rant about what makeup would look good on Kami while Sero and Kiri shopped for themselves. They're both men and use masculine pronouns, but Sero likes to dress in traditionally feminine clothes and makeup and Kiri uses makeup for his cosplays and to help build self confidence. They both look bomb in makeup, I won't lie.

Sero goes for a punk type of look while Kiri mostly uses it to bring out his features that are already there.

I bet Bakugou would look good in makeup.

Not important right now. Mina is putting different shades of eyeshadow on Kaminari's arm to see which one matches her skin tone.

"I like that one!" Kami says after Mina puts on the newest one.

"So do I! I was hoping you would say that!" Mina giggles.

Bakugou looks really bored. I guess we are in a makeup store and he's the only one here who's never worn makeup before.

Well-being other than the eyeliner he smears on to fill in the gaps between his eyes and his mask of his hero costume.

"Hey, Bakubabe!" I smile. He turns to me with an eyebrow raised. He never took his arm off of me.

"Hm?"

"I wanna put makeup on you!"

"What??"

"You heard me! C'mon! Pleeasee?" I pout.

He sighs. "Fine but just a little and nothing too noticeable!"

He takes his arm off my shoulders and sits on one of the testing stools. I grab a green eyeshadow, black eyeliner and mascara, and some blush. Not too much to make it noticeable, but not too little to make it not noticeable.

After I'm done applying all the makeup, I show him in the mirror.

"What did you do to my face??" He touches the glass. "You know, it's actually not that bad. I'm just glad you didn't use lipstick."

"Yeah, I want to be able to kiss you without getting lipstick on myself."

"Oh how very thoughtful of you." He rolls his eyes. I kiss him to shut him up.

"Hey, guys what do you think?" Mina calls us over to where she was working on Kami. She was wearing some foundation, yellow eyeshadow, black eyeliner and mascara, and some light blush. "We didn't want to go into lipstick quite yet, since that's going to take some time to master. Especially because she likes all the liquid matte finish lipsticks."

"Deko, you're so pretty!" I smile. She's smiling do wide that her eyes are closed.

"I look like a real girl!" She giggles.

"You are a real girl." Mina takes her hand.

"Thanks, Mina. You're the best!" She stands up off the stool.

"Hey, boys? Are you two ready?" Mina calls over to Sero and Kiri. They both look up. Sero had done Kiri's makeup like he usually does his own.

"I like the new look, Kiri! Punk looks good on you!" I say. Bakugou puts his arm back around my shoulders.

"Thanks, (C/n)! Sero asked if he could do my makeup so I thought, why not?" He looks at Sero, who's still in the makeup he was wearing before and winking. "Baku! I see you were swayed to the fabulous side!"

He grumbles. I know he actually loves it. "Yeah, whatever."

Everyone goes and pays for the makeup they were buying. Baku and I didn't have to because we weren't actually buying anything. We just used the free samples.

"Deko, did you say you needed new clothes earlier?" I ask, remembering our conversation at lunch.

"Yeah, I do. I'm not sure where to go, though. . ." She rubs her arm nervously.

Mina takes her hand. "I know exactly where to go! You said you like pastel colors?"

Kami nods. "Yeah, they make me feel cute."

"There's this little shoppe not too far from here, they have tons of pastel clothes!" She starts pulling Kami out of the makeup store and we all follow.

She leads us to a pastel shoppe with sweaters, jeans, T-shirts, Hoodies, pretty much anything in pastel colors. "There's a place next door that sells things that are more Sero's style if anyone wants to go there. They also sell stuff for nerds. Like (C/n)." She laughs.

"Hey!" I sick my tongue out.

"I'm sorry but who here can name every single character from (other anime you watch) in alphabetical order and in order of their birthdays?" I stay quiet. "That's what I thought. Now go be nerds! I'll surprise you with Miss Deko Kaminari's new look when we're all done. Meet at the food court by the spicy place Bakugou likes." She pushes us out of the store.

We all exchange glances and shrug. It's not unlike Mina. The store she was talking about was actually pretty cool. It had stuff from all kinds of movies, animes, bands, and even pride stuff as well as just random clothes that were mostly all punk and emo style.

"Hey, (C/n)! Do you think I'd look good in this shirt?" Kirishima raises a black, distressed T-shirt with a skull on it up to his torso, so it looks like it would if he were wearing it.

"I already told you, you'd look great in it!" Sero tells him.

"You just like punk clothes, so I'm asking (C/n)." He turns back to me.

"I think you'd look good in any shirt, Eijiro." I smile. He struggles with self confidence, so I'm trying to build it up. And it's not wrong.

Kirishima blushes a bit. "Aww, (C/n)!" He hides his face in his hands, which are still holding the shirt so he almost pokes his eye with the hanger. "You're too much!"

Bakugou glares at him and tightens his grip on my shoulders. I look over at him. I'm not really sure what that's about. . .

I raise an eyebrow, but he's still looking at Kiri. When Kiri looks back up, Bakugou roughly kisses me. It only lasts for a couple seconds before he pulls back, leaving me confused. He continues glaring at Kiri.

"Mine." Is all he says.

So he got jealous because I complimented Eijiro? I guess I did do it twice in like a span of fifteen minutes. . .

"Sorry if you got the wrong vibes, man!" Kirishima laughs. "I just don't take compliments well! I don't like him like that or anything!"

"You better not or I will end you."

"Baku, calm down!" I touch his hand that was hanging by my collar. "I'm never leaving you."

"Good." He looks around the store. "See anything?"

"There's that hoodie over there, but I don't think I have enough money. I only brought 2,000 yen." (Less than 20 us dollars) I point to a hoodie inspired by (another anime you watch).

"What size?"

"You are not buying me one!"

"Yes I am, now what size?" He takes his arm off of me and walks towards the hoodies, looking through sizes.

"I am not letting you buy me one!"

"I'm getting you a triple XL so we can both fit inside at the same time." He takes one off of the rack and pays for it.

"I can't believe you just did that!"

"You. . . look cute in big clothes. . ." He grumbles, looking away. He was blushing so much that you could see it past the makeup blush he was already wearing.

"Aww! Baku!" I kiss his cheek, making him blush more.

"Sh-shut up. . ." He puts his arm back to its previous spot around me and buries his head in the crook of my neck.

I chuckle and put a hand on his hair. He just grumbles in response.

"Well isn't this the most adorable thing?" Kirishima comes up to us wearing new sunglasses and eating a pocky stick, which were both sold here. He's also holding a bag.

So he did get the shirt!

"Can it, Shitty Hair!" Katsuki glares again.

"Why do you keep glaring at me Kacchan??" He whines.

"Who are you, fucking Deku?? Since when did you call me that?"

"Sorry, it felt like a good moment."

"Hey, guys we should probably get going. It's been like an hour." Sero shows us the time on his phone.

"Woah, really??" My eyes widen. "Yeah, Mina and Den-" I pause. I've been too good at this, I knew that I was bound to slip up eventually! "Deko, are probably waiting for us."

"Yeah, let's go." Sero and Kiri walk out of the store and I start to follow them, but Bakugou holds me back with his arm that's perpetually been around me this whole time.

"Hey, (C/n)?" He asks quietly.

"Yeah, Baku? What's wrong?" I hold his face with one hand.

He looks up at me. "I love you. You know that, right? I mean, yeah I can be an asshole, but you do know that, right? I love you."

"Baby, of course I know that you love me, I love you too! Where is this coming from? You usually don't say emotional stuff like this outside the dorms."

"It's just. . ." He looks out the door. I follow his gaze to see what he was looking at before looking back at him.

"Kirishima?" He nods. "You're not jealous of him are you?"

"So what if I am?" He looks back down at the floor.

"Let's go sit on that bench out there and talk, okay? I'll tell Kiri and Sero to go ahead without us we'll catch up."

He nods again. We walk out of the store so we aren't taking up space for people actually buying things. "Hey, we'll catch up with you guys. Go meet up with Mina and Kami before they start to worry. We'll be there in a couple minutes."

"Alright, we'll tell the girls you'll be right there." Sero pulls Kirishima in the direction of the food court.

We sit down on the bench in the middle of the hallway. I grab both of his hands. "Baby why are you so jealous of Kiri?"

"Because. . . I don't know. . . you were, complimenting him all the time and. . . I know that you do it to help build his confidence, but I also know that you don't lie so you really think all those things. . ."

"Baku, my love for you is so much stronger than my, completely platonic, love for Kirishima. You know that. But I've complimented him a thousand times before. So the compliments aren't really what's bothering you, are they?" He looks up at me so we're making eye contact. He pauses for a second before shaking his head and looking away again. "So then what is it?" I ask softly.

"You. . . You called him by his first name. . ." He whispers. "You've never done that with me. . . With me, it's always been Bakugou, or Baku, or Baby, or Bakubabe, or Babygou, or something like that. It's never been Katsuki, or Kat, or Katsu, or Suki, or, or, anything like that. It makes it seem like you're closer to him than you are to me. . . And that pisses me off." I know that he only says the last part so he lives up to his reputation. In reality, he's not angry. He's upset and jealous and sad. And it's my fault.

"Baby, I-"

"See! There it is again!" He chuckles sadly.

"Katsuki. I love you. So much. I'm not leaving you for Kirishima. Not for anyone. And I never will. I. Love. You. Katsuki." I hold his face so that he has to look at me.

He kisses me with all the emotions he's been feeling all day. Between leaving his hearing aids, not being able to take notes, and his jealousy for his best friend, there was a lot. I kissed him back with all the reassurance he needs and more.

He pulls away for air. Breathing heavily, he tells me, "Good. Because you're mine. Nobody else's."

((HE IS NOT A YANDERE! HE'S JUST LOVING AND PROTECTING AND A LITTLE BIT OVER PROTECTIVE. He just loves you so much he doesn't know what what he would possibly do if you wanted to leave him, but he would let you if you were truly unhappy in your guys's relationship and he'd just be really sad for a long time. BUT HE IS NOT A YANDERE IN THIS!!!! The yandere AUs kinda freak me out if I'm being honest *awkward nervous laughter*))

"I'm all yours, Katsu." He smiles at the use of his first name. "See? I'm beyond using your first name! I'm using nicknames for your first name! I've never done that with Kirishima!" He laughs a bit and holds my hands, which are still holding his face.

"I love you."

"I love you too." I kiss his nose and stand up. "Now we should get to the food court. I wanna see how Kami's style looks."

He stands next to me, wrapping his arm around my shoulders again. But this time he takes his other hand and takes my hand in it. He presses a long kiss against my cheek. "Let's go."

We walk to the food court like that and almost immediately find the rest of the squad, except for Kami. She must be hiding so it'll be a surprise.

"I don't think I've ever seen someone put their arm around someone and hold their hand at the same time, but you guys are cute, nonetheless." Mina comments.

"What happened?" Kirishima tilts his head.

"None of your business, Shitty Hair." Baku- Katsuki sits down, pulling me down next to him.

"Okay, then. . ." He says, even more confused. Usually, I would tell him later, but not when something is personal to Kat like this is.

"We got you some meat buns!" Sero hands us a tray that has two meat buns on it.

Katsu takes one and immediately eats half of it in almost one bite. "Jeeze, someone's hungry." I figure it's because he didn't eat much at lunch because of his hearing.

'Shut up and eat your bun!' He signs because his mouth is too full to speak.

"Where's Deko?" I ask.

Mina bounces with excitement. "I'll go get her!" She runs off. I eat some of my meat bun while she's gone.

She comes back, hiding Kami behind her so we don't see. "Ladies, gentleman, anyone of any other gender, I'm happy to present Miss Deko Kaminari!" She steps aside and puts her arms up to present Kami.

Kami stood there, looking down and rubbing her arm nervously. She was wearing a pastel yellow, off-the-shoulder sweater that could almost be considered cropped, with high waisted, light blue jeans and small, brown boots with a slight heel that even I could walk in.

We all applaud and cheer.

"You look amazing, Deko!!"

"Slay queen!"

"Wow! That's incredible! You look so pretty!"

"Nice."

She giggles. She looks up at us, causing the sparkles in her yellow eyeshadow to catch the light and shimmer.

"I can honestly say that I'm comfortable with the way I look for the first time in. . . a really long time." She sits next to Mina. "It's all thanks to you, Mina! Thank you!"

"I'm sorry, Deko! I said that I would help and I really didn't, huh?" I apologize.

"Oh, don't be! You and Mina have such different opinions, it honestly would have been a little hectic now that I think about it."

"Do you have a girl's uniform for school tomorrow? If not I have an extra one. And are you moving into the girls dorms?" Mina eats something I don't recognize.

"Yes and yes!" Kami points at nothing in particular.

"Awesome!" Mina does a thumbs up. "I feel like we should do something!"

"Like right now?" I ask, finishing up my meat bun.

"Yeah! Like this is the most mundane part of the hangout." She taps her chin a couple times to signify that she's thinking. "Oh! Let's recreate Vines!"

"Yes!!" Kirishima smacks the table. "What if we split up into pairs and recreate a Vine and whoever picks the best one or does it the best wins?"

"Yes!" Mina gasps.

"I CALL KAMINARI!!" I yell. I have the perfect Vine for us.

"Hey!" Katsuki glares. This time it's at me.

"Sorry, Kat, but you'll see why in a minute." I ruffle his hair.

"Fine, then I get Shitty Hair." He crosses his arms.

"So I guess that means we're a group, Mina." Sero says.

"Alright! Let's split up into different sections of the mall so the other pairs can't see what we're doing. Meet by the fountain in twenty minutes. Go!" Mina claps her hands.

We all throw away any garbage we have and go to different spots in the mall. Kami and I are by a store that sells candles.

"Okay, okay! So you know the. . ." I ask if she remembers the Vine I want to do. Her eyes widen in sudden understanding. An almost devilish grin appears on her face.

We continue planning until it's time to go to the fountain. We're both comfortable with what we're doing, that was the only thing I was worried about when I thought of the Vine. But she's okay with it.

We get to the fountain where Bakug- Katsuki and Kirishima are waiting for us. Mina and Sero aren't there yet.

"They chose a pretty far spot, so it'll take an extra couple minutes for them to get here." Kiri explains. Kat walks up to me and hugs me.

"Aww, did you miss me already?" I tease.

"Yes."

Kami giggles. "You guys are so cute! I wish I had a relationship like that!"

"Oh, I almost forgot to ask!" I pet Katsu's head a little bit. "So, we know that you're a girl, but I don't think we've ever seen you in a relationship. Do you know your sexuality yet?"

"I've been focused on my gender for a while, but I think, I'm not positive yet, but I think I'm either pan or bi. I know that I'm attracted to girls and I think I'm also attracted to boys. But, I've been crushing on one person for so long, I don't even remember who I liked before or what gender they were. But boys are pretty cute and I would date one." She explains.

"Kami! I didn't know you had a crush!" Kiri says somewhere in between teasing and genuine surprise.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. She probably doesn't like me back, though. . ." She laughs nervously.

"Who is it? I bet Mina could set you up!" He points out.

"Uh. . . Yeah that's the thing. . ." She scratches the back of her neck.

"It's Mina???" I whisper excitedly.

"Shut up! How did you figure that out so fast??"

"I could just tell. We're getting you two on a date. She's bi and we know she likes girls, so you have that going for you."

"I. . . Yeah, I guess. . ." She's blushing a lot. I could even see it through the makeup foundation.

"Alright, boys. Huddle time." It's weird because there's only three of us without Sero. "What's the plan?"

"Well, Mina already told me that she likes Kami. Since she's bisexual, that likely hasn't changed. Kami is still the same person, just using different pronouns and name. She'll just be a happier version of the person Mina fell for. And Mina even said that she wished Kami was happier than she was when we were talking about it a couple weeks ago. . ." Kirishima explains.

"We 'accidentally' bump them into each other walking home. They get really close, both get blushy, they end up confessing and or kissing. Job done." Katsu says simply. He might not seem it, but he kinda likes playing Cupid.

"There's no way it'll be that easy Bakubro-" Kiri starts.

"What's the man huddle for?" Sero suddenly pops in, startling all of us.

"Jeeze, Hanta! You can't just enter! You know how you are to approach a huddle in progress!" Kiri whisper yells.

"Yeah, but Kami was all by hi- herself, dammit!" He looks down.

"It's alright, Sero. It takes some getting used to. I bet she still misgenders herself sometimes. Continue." I reassure him.

"She was all by herself so I figured this was important. What's up?"

"She likes Mina."

"And we're playing match maker?" He smiles. The rest of us nod, almost colliding heads. "What's the game plan."

We explain what Katsuki said and decide to go with it. If nothing else, they'll realize something is going on and hopefully take the hint.

We end the huddle and act like nothing happened. "Who's first?" Sero asks.

"Baku and Kiri!" Mina cheers.

"We might have to go outside." Katsuki says.

"Why. . . ?" I ask cautiously.

"We're using Bakubro's quirk." Kirishima smiles.

"Of course you are. There's an entrance right there if you want to step outside." I point.

We all head outside to watch these two idiots recreate a Vine using my boyfriend's quirk.

He activates it to a very small scale and just stands there.

"YOU BETTER STOP!!!" Kiri yells. They continue with the rest of the six seconds. They recreate it perfectly, actually.

We go back inside by the fountain so that Mina and Sero can go.

"Hey. Hey, Sero." Mina starts laughing. "Who are you?"

"I'm-" Mina throws him two musical recorders, which he catches. One in each hand. "JOHN CENA!!" He puts the recorders in his nose and does the entire John Cena theme perfectly.

We're all laughing our asses off before he even finishes, including Sero himself. "SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!"

"WHY?? HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT??"

"I thought it would make me cooler in middle school. . ." He face palms, still laughing really hard.

After we all calm down, it's our turn.

We wait a couple seconds, letting all the background noise take affect.

"My dick fell off!" I say suddenly. It was at that moment that everyone knew what Vine we were doing, but what they didn't know was that we plan to do some improv at the end.

Kami clears her throat. "Mine's still attached."

I turn to her. Everyone thinks we're done, but they have no idea. "Bro really?? Can I have it?" When she came out, she said that it was fine that we still called her dude, bro, etcetera because we already used them as gender neutral terms in the first place.

"Take it! Can I have your tits?"

"Take them! I sure as hell don't want them!"

"(C/n), my dick is the only one you're getting-" Katsuki jokes.

"Alright, that's enough!" Mina laughs. "I don't want this going much farther."

"Fair enough. Who won?" Kami asks.

Everyone stayed quiet. "We probably should have had a judge, huh?"

"Yeah, I'd say so."

"It doesn't really matter, we still had fun."

"True."

"Wait, did you guys buy recorders for this??" Kiri asks Sero and Mina.

"Yes. Yes we did."

"Okay then-"

"Hey, we should probably get back to the dorms, it's already nine thirty."

"Yeah, let's go."

We're walking home and all the guys exchange glances with each other and nod. It's go time.

Kiri "trips" and falls into Mina, who falls into Kami, who turned around to see what was happening. Kami hits the ground with Mina on top of her. They are so close but not quite kissing. However, they don't move.

Then it happens.

Kami leans up and kisses Mina.

Mina is very surprised at first, but she kisses back once she realizes the situation. All us gays, I MEAN GUYS, fist bump.

"Another job well done, boys." Kiri nods in success. "Another job well done."

The two girls stand up so we can start walking again. They're holding hands, Katsuki has his arm around me, and it might just be the darkness, but I could have sworn that I saw Kirishima's pinky hooked onto Sero's.

We get back to the dorms and split up into our own.

Before I go to enter my own dorm, Katsuki holds me back. I look back at him.

"Stay with me tonight?" He asks, hopeful.

I nod. "Of course." We go into his dorm to sleep.

"Take off your binder." He says, slipping on a T-shirt. He goes into the bathroom and takes his makeup off.

I sigh and remove the binder from my chest, taking in a deep breath. I put on one of his biggest t-shirts and the hoodie that he bought me today with some of his sweatpants.

He goes under my hoodie and pops his head out in front of mine. I plant a kiss on his lips.

"You're a dork." I laugh at him wanting to share a hoodie while we sleep.

"I'm your dork. And you're my dork. We're each other's dork."

"That's true." I lean back so we fall on the bed. "We should get some sleep. Don't forget to take out your hearing aids."

He frowns. "Say my name. I want to hear you say it one least time tonight. . ." He whispers.

"I love you so much, Katsuki." I whisper back. And I mean it with all that I have.

He smiles sadly. Taking out his hearing aids is sort of like taking off my binder the way he explains it. It can be the best and worst part of the day. They're uncomfortable, so it's relieving. But it reminds him of something about himself that he would rather forget.

He turns them off and takes them out, placing them on the night stand. He turns back to me and wraps his arms around my torso underneath the hoodie that he was still inside of.

'I really do love you with all my heart, Kat.' I sign as best as I can with him this close to me. He kisses me softly without saying anything else.

"I love you too, (C/n). And you better not forget that. Ever." He kisses me again before lying his head down on the pillow and wrapping one of his legs around me.

He said it out loud without his hearing aids in.

He must really want to get his point across.

He must really mean it.

This was supposed to be a small one like less than 500 words, BUT IT'S ALMOST 6,000 WORDS

I WROTE IT BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET THE IDEA FOR MTF KAMI AND (C/N) RECREATING THE "MY DICK FELL OFF" VINE AND THIS HAPPENED

THAT'S THE ONLY THING I WAS GOING TO WRITE BUT I MADE AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL

AHHHHH

Also this would have been a lot sooner but as I was writing the part where everyone is in makeup, I wanted to draw them, so:

Katsuki with his beautiful makeup. I'm not good at drawing him, except for when I drew the cover of this book and even then I forgot his pupils so...

Kiri with his makeup that he usually wears

And yes, he is wearing leggings.

Kiri with the makeup Sero did for him

Sero in all his beauty.

yes those are women's clothes, piercings and painted nails.

And of course the beauty herself, Miss Deko Kaminari!

I didn't draw Mina because she already wears makeup in the anime sometimes, so y'all already know what that looks like. Also drawing females is not something I'm good at at all.

Also, before people start saying "bUt BaKuGoU wOuLd NeVeR aCt LiKe ThAt 0mO!!!" Remember that BNHA is canonically told through Izuku's point of view, so I strongly feel that he would act differently towards someone he loves than he acts towards someone he views as a rival.