⚠WARNING⚠ Periods. Fucking. PERIODS.

But Kiri is super cute and sweet about it so-

Reader pov

"Why is there a wet spot on the be- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!" I groan, changing my sheets that are now stained red.

"I swear, can I not have just one month, that's all I'm asking for, where I can be the man that I am? I swear. . ."

I get changed, putting on the proper "stuff" before going to Eijiro's house.

When I knock on the door, I'm met with my wonderful, cheery boyfriend's huge smile. "Hey, baby! How are you?"

I just groan. I'm in a lot of pain because I'm wearing my full length binder, so it's also compressing my stomach that's already cramping. I lean my forehead on his chest.

"Uh, oh, what's wrong, (N/N)?" He wraps his arms around me loosely.

"I want chocolate. . ."

"You want chocolate?"

"Yes."

"Whyy?"

I raise my head to look at him. "My period, Eiji."

His eyes widen. "Oh. Here." He picks me up and carries him to his room, laying me down in his bed. "I have a heating pad for my sore muscles. I've heard that heat sometimes helps with cramping? Do you want it?"

I nod and he goes to get the heating pad. He comes back a few minutes later than it would normally take to get a heating pad you knew the exact location of in the next room over. "Are you wearing your binder?" I nod again. "You know we have to take it off, right?" I pout at him. "Don't give me that look! It's for your own health, (C/n)!" I look down.

"But you know that I get really bad dysphoria around this time!" I say softly.

"Yeah, I know." He sits next to my legs on the bed. "But you're just causing yourself pain." I look at him sadly, knowing that he's right, but not wanting to take it off. "How about a deal?" I raise my eyebrow. "If you take off your binder, I'll give you my biggest hoodie that I own, okay?"

"Hmm. . . " I really want that hoodie, I won't lie. I absolutely love wearing Eiji's clothes, but I still don't want to take off my binder.

"Sweatpants too?" He asks hopefully.

I sigh, unable to refuse the offer. "Fine."

He smiles. "Yay! I'll go get them while you undress, okay?" He goes to his closet while I slowly take off my binder and jeans, and instantly feeling a little better, some of the pain was relieved anyway.

He handed me a really big, red hoodie with black writing that said "THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD" with "MAN" being the largest word that took up the most space on the hoodie. I immediately slipped it on before I could see too much of myself as well as the black sweatpants he gave me.

"Thanks, Eiji. . . "

He grinned at me again with his signature shark teeth and layed the heating pad across my stomach. "You said you wanted chocolate?" I nodded. He kissed me on the forehead. "I'll be right back, you find a movie or something for us to watch and we can cuddle, okay?"

"Okay." I grab his hand. "Eiji, you don't have to go get chocolate for me, I'll be fine." He just smiled yet again and grabbed his jacket.

"I'll be right back, okay? Stay strong, my wonderful, manly boyfriend!"

I smiled. Sure, it was super dorky. He is such a huge dork. But he called me a bunch of gender affirming things and he knows exactly what he's doing to me. It's really helpful.

Kiri pov

I go to the store so I could get (C/n) some chocolate, as well as some other snacks to help calm his stomach, the only thing is, I left my phone in the car, and I have no idea what helps with this stuff.

I grab different kinds of chocolate and some Oreos before finding a girl who was stalking shelves.

"Um, excuse me?" I ask shyly. She turns her head towards me. "So, um, I'm sorry if this is weird or makes you feel uncomfortable at all, and you don't have to answer if you don't want to, but. . . " She gives me a look like she's about ready to fight off a predator at the mention of possibly making her uncomfortable. "Uhm. . . sorry. . . it's just. . . "

"Well?" She raises an eyebrow.

"My. . . my boyfriend. . . he's trans. . . and he got his period. He wanted chocolate, so I came here to get him chocolate, but I like spoiling him, especially around this time. So I was just wondering what kinds of food are good to help with, like, cramps and stuff. . . " I chuckle nervously.

She looks surprised. "Oh." She smiles. "That is the sweetest thing ever! Gosh, I wish my boyfriend was like this! Follow me!" She leads me to the tea section. "I know that this mint tea always helps me out when I get cramps! A couple other things are lemon infused water, ginger, eggs, oatmeal, pineapple, and peanut butter. There's more, but you don't want to spoil him too much in one day or he'll get a stomach ache anyway."

I laugh a little. "Thank you so much! This was a huge help!"

"I'm happy to help! This is very sweet of you! I hope he feels better!" She smiles and goes back to stocking shelves.

I grab everything she said, or at least what I can remember, and go to the check out as fast as I can. I want to get back as soon as possible.

As I'm driving back, I think about some of the things that I bought.

I don't think I should leave the ginger raw. . .

I bet I could get Baku to make a really good dish with a few of the ingredients I bought.

When I get to a red light, I take out my phone and give Bakugou a call.

"What do you want, Shitty Hair?" He growls into the phone, but not in a mean way. It just sounds like I woke him up from a nap so his voice was lower.

"Can you cook something with ginger, pineapple, oatmeal, eggs, and peanut butter?"

He's silent for a couple seconds. "What?"

"Can you cook som-"

"Yeah, yeah, I heard you! And yeah I can. Why though?"

"I bought a bunch of stuff for (C/n) because he was getting stomach cramps and this is supposed to help. So will you?"

He sighs. "Sure, come on over."

I smile. "Thanks, Baku! I'll be right over!" I hang up and drive to his house.

I carry the bags in and set them on his kitchen countertop. "Thanks again for doing this, Baku!"

"Sure, whatever." He starts looking through the bags to see what he has to work with. "Hey, 'Zuku!" He calls to his fiance. "Can you bring me my apron?"

Next thing I know, Izuku Midoryia is tying Katsuki Bakugou's apron on him. Bakugou starts cooking while Izuku and I sit at the table.

"So you two finally decided to tie it, huh?" I lean back.

"Ah, yeah." He smiles. "I was ready for a long time, dropping obvious hints like 'oh isn't that ring really pretty, Kacchan?' ALL THE TIME! And he just didn't get it, so I finally asked him last week."

I laugh. "That sounds like good ol Bakubro, alright. Congratulations."

"Thank you! What about you and (C/n)? How's he doing, other than the cramps?"

"He's doing good! Great, actually! When this gets done, I'm gonna go back and watch a movie with him and. . . I was actually going to ask him to move in with me today. . . " I blush. His eyes widen.

"Oh, wow!" He leans forward. "That's great! That's really great!"

"I'm kinda nervous. . . I might wait until this is over and he's feeling better."

He shakes his head. "No. That just gives you time to talk yourself out of it. Do it today!"

I smile nervously. "You're right." I look over at Bakugou. "I'm honestly surprised by how cheery Baku is. . ."

"Who? Kacchan?" He laughs a little. "He's cooking. He'll never admit it, but the kitchen is his happy place. I bet you he doesn't even hear us right now."

"But he's less than five meters away and it's not loud in here."

"Watch." He smirks. "Kacchan?" There's no response. "Kacchan!" Silence. "Kacchan Kacchan Kacchan Kacchan Kacchan Kacchan!!!" He doesn't even turn. Izuku walks up behind him and hugs him from the waist. Bakugou flinches.

"Jeeze, Deku! You can't just sneak up on people like that!" He was straining something while grilling the pineapple.

"I said your name a lot!" He giggled.

"You did?" He raised an eyebrow. Deku nodded. "Oh, sorry." He went back to cooking.

"See?" He sits back down across from me.

"That's actually pretty impressive."

"Right?"

I hear a ping and see that (C/n) texted me.

💙My Manly Man❤

Eijirooooo!! When are you coming backk?

I just had to make a quick stop at Baku's place ok?

I'll be back soon

Huryyyyyy! 🥺

Just sit tight baby. Hes gotta do something real quick

"Hey, how much time do you think he needs?" I ask Izuku because apparently Bakugou won't hear.

"I don't know, lemme see." He goes up and hugs him again. "Kacchan, how much longer?"

"Like 10 more minutes. I'm just letting the cheese strain."

"You made cheese?" Baku nods. "With what??"

"Milk and lemon juice."

What???

"I added some ginger as well, but the recipe doesn't call for it. I just figured, why not?"

"Okay then. . . " Izuku sits back down for the next few minutes so he can finish.

Once he's done, he places it in a Tupperware container and hands it to me. "Oatmeal topped with grilled pineapple, grated ginger, and a ginger paneer, which is just a type of cheese." He informs. "Also, I mixed in a little bit of peanut butter with the oatmeal, just to get the affects of helping with the pain, but not enough to interfere with the taste."

"Thank you so much, Baku!" I smile wide, taking the container.

"Sure thing. Tell (C/n) I hope he feels better." He crosses his arms and leans against the doorframe.

"Me too!" Izuku chimes in, smiling as wide as ever.

"Will do! Congrats on your soon-to-be-marriage!" I climb into my car and drive off, wanting to see (C/n) as soon as possible.

I walk inside and go to my room, grabbing a spoon from the kitchen and starting some mint tea first.

"Hey baby. Sorry I took so long, but I got you some chocolate and I talked to one of the employees and she said that some if these ingredients help when she gets cramps, so I stopped at Baku's house so he could make you something tasty." I kiss him on the cheek and sit next to him. "You feeling any better?"

"A little. . ." He takes a spoonful of oatmeal. "This is really good!"

"I'm glad." I smile. "Did you get a movie?"

He nods. "Yeah, there's one on Netflix."

"Okay. I'll go get your tea and we can cuddle, how's that sound?"

"Thank you, Eijiro."

"Of course! I love you, you manly man." He giggles a little and I go to get his tea, I also grab a house key. It's my way of asking him to move I'm with me. I put it in a ring box so it seems like I'm "proposing" the idea of moving in together.

I set the tea on the nightstand and kneel next to him. "(C/n)?" He looks at me, shocked.

"Ei- Eijiro? What is this?" He sets his oatmeal down.

"I want to ask you something." I'm blushing a lot. "We've been together for about a year now, and I was wondering if you wanted to. . . " I open the box. "Move in?"

He smiles really wide.

Wow. . . That smile is more valuable than the entire Louvre. . .

No.

All of Paris.

"Eijiro!" He giggles. "Stand up! Of course!" I stand.

"Really?" I smile with him. "You really mean it?"

"Absolutely." He cups my cheek. "Now gimme a kiss, roomie." I laugh a little.

"Of course, my Prince Charming." I lean down and kiss him softly on his lips.

How did someone like me get so lucky?